everyone who is mean about neuvillette's new skin owes me twenty dollars. leave my beautiful princess alone. we may be divorced but i still love him and his horrible legs that are twice the length of his body. my disproportionate ex-husband is built like a telephone pole and that's alright. he's my beautiful princess with a disorder (dragon) and he pays for my macaroni habits. if you make fun of his legs you will die and go to hell. i will send madame crabaletta after those who make fun of him. jail for ten thousand years.
-- furina (genshin impact)
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