#future kyman

[laz-does-a-silly]

[actualvinniedakota]

What have I done

[moleblednaya]

Future kyman AU

[jmgirl100]

I feel like Cartman would be in the high school football team for his 9th and 10th year but then quit because he’s bored of it and people keep trying to compare him to his father. So he stops and joins the drama club and becomes the lead role of every play they have until he graduates.

Then as an adult...I want him to be an actor. Since he’s dating kyle in this, he’d go wherever Kyle goes for college and go to school for acting. Then he’ll get his first major role, get famous and buy a house on the hills in California. And then him and Kyle live there with their cat and //maybe// kid...

[laz-does-a-silly]

[jmgirl100]

One thing I like to imagine is Kyle and Eric waking up together. They're both on their sides; Erics arm wrapped around Kyles waist and legs tangled together. They'd be each others heat because it's so cold in their room. Kyle would be the first to wake up. Hed instantly look at the alarm clock to see the time before falling back on the pilllow. After getting used to the sun, Kyle would turn around and look at his boyfriends face. Kyle would smile in awe at how cute Eric looks while asleep. He would turn his body to face Eric more and brush away brown strands of hair away from his partners eyes. That would make Eric slowly open his bright blue eyes and stare at Kyle before smiling and tugging Kyle closer to him. Kyle would sigh and snuggle his head into Eric's neck, maybe giving it a kiss or two. Eric would sniff Kyle's strawberry scented hair and close his eyes again, ready to go back to sleep. .....das it lmao

[askbroskimanfamily]

What did you guys do for your first date?

Kyle: Hm..our first date…

Eric: Well back then, we usually just hung at my place and played video games. We were both broke as fuck so we couldn’t do anything that would be considered a date until we got out of  high school.

Kyle: Yeah, we started going out during our senior year in high school and had to keep us on the down low since we weren’t out to everyone yet.

Kyle: Wait, I think I know what our first date was- let me look for something real quick-

Kyle: Ah, Found it!

Kyle: So technically, our first official date was going out to laser tag.I found our picture-

Eric: Oh fuck, look how young we were- holy shit.

Kyle:  Aha, yeah.

Eric: I still remember that day! We were paired up and basically murdered all of our opponents.

Kyle: We?

Kyle:  I did most of the work while you hid, fatass.

Eric:…..WE were a team so it doesn’t matter who did the most! 

Kyle: Whatever.

Eric: Anyway, since we won, they gave us some cheep ass metal that said #1! It was pretty cool.

Kyle: I think we still have that metal in the garage somewhere….

[jmgirl100]

“KAHL THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT- KAAHL!”

Kyle already can’t stand that he has a small feminine body, so being compared to a girl makes him insecure and angry.