Dazai and Fyodor in Nearly Every Universe Shitpost
Fyodor: Always busting out a sus comment about him and Dazai being soul mates
Dazai: "Don't worry. He's not gay! He's just European"
Fyodor: "You're correct. I couldn't imagine myself mingling with all those pests. And that is why I am Dazaisexual and European"
Dazai: "Why do you wish to torment my poor little heart with such an omen of a revelation?"
Fyodor: "Don't be so dramatic, Dazai dear~"










