Just saw Kingsman
(Spoilers, because I just wanna rant and get these thoughts off my chest. Some curse words, too.) So yeah, just watched it. And it was good. Fight Scenes were very 👌👌👌 Eggsy and Tilde, still going on strong 👌 (And their romance wasn't even a big point -as in shoving their relationship in our faces like many other movies do kind of big-, which, very gud 👌 👌 👌) And the villain. Villains in Kingsman are just so 👌. First one went for smartphones, and this one for recreational drugs. Both are used by millions of people, and they used that fact. Yes, free simcards were fishy and yes, that bluerash was not something to tweet about and go 'wow my dudes look at us, we are all blue man' but, both Valentine and Poppy got very close to their goals and they were prepared for many things that could go wrong. They were clever, they got far. And if it weren't for those meddling kids, they would've succeeded, too. Sad parts about the movie... Merlin. Fucking Merlin, man. Just. Why do you do this. (There is also the Roxy problem. And JB. And all the people that went boom in the bombings. My heart, man.) But, also. Eggsy, you fucking moron. You guys are fucking agents, highly trained, very deadly super secret agents. You know, you fucking know, how fucking dangerous and detail-oriented your job is. But. After this I just can't. First, that arm. Why the hell did you not tell Merlin about it, Eggsy? It's obviously high tech stuff, and you just leave it like that???? Dafok, man. (Also, why the hell did that taxi have that kind of connection to the main info boards(?)????) And secondly, you go, you go and take a highly important antidote out of its safety, in the middle out of fucking nowhere? A nowhere that will soon become a battleground???? Just. ??????? Not things I'd expect from super secret agents. (Where is the little sister??? We saw the mother but where is the sister?????) Puppies were v cute. ❤️ EDIT: I FORGOT ELTON JOHN, YOU WERE AN IDOL BLESS YOU 🌈 ✨
