#galenabise

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gragas: what’s your name?

jax: my name is saijax cail-rynx kohari icath'un

gragas:

gragas: i’m gonna call you “jax”

[leagueoflegends-confessions]

“Is Malphite x Galio is still not a thing?“

Submitted by @galenabise

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akali: jhin, what a drama queen

jhin: *collapses over a table* how DARE you

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ezreal: wait, are you flirting with me?

zoe: yeah

zoe: from like 6 months, thanks for noticing

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leblanc: *opens a door*

leblanc: jericho, there’s a murder of crows in here

swain: I call the big one beatrice

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ashe: trynd and I are so in sync that we even finish-

tryndamere: the other’s phrases

ashe: do not interrupt me

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lux: hey garen

garen: yes?

lux: I have to tell you that…I’m alcoholic

garen: oh lux, don’t worry about it, you can count on me to help you with that

lux: …and I’m lesbian

garen: haha don’t worry little sister, that’s fine and I’ll still love and support you

lux: … and a noxian spy

garen: well, that’s bad but I’m not mad at you, I’m sure you have good reasons

lux: …and a mage

garen: yoU WHAT?!

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zed: stop interfering with my plans!

shen: or what? you’ll call your friends? oh wait, you don’t have any friends

zed: no, I’ll tell your father, oh wait, you don’t have one either