#gallthegoth

[galthegothamite]

“Hi! What do you guys sell at this cafe?” A very purple vigilante asked. She had stepped into the cafe, outfit torn in many different places, some areas having cuts that were bleeding.

“Do you happen to sell……uhm batteries?” She asked, before taking off her gas mask, but keeping on her top mask, she really didn’t want to reveal her identity.

@just-a-spider-in-gotham

Well, 𝒹𝓊ℯ 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓎 𝓃ℯℯ𝒹𝓈 ℴ𝒻 ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒾𝓃𝒽𝓊𝓂𝒶𝓃 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝓇ℴ𝓃𝓈, we sell anything our customers request.

How many batteries are you looking for dearie, and would you also like a repair kit?

[galthegothamite]

My previous favourite cage got blown up by firefly, please do you have a menu?

Well, our menu very much depends on the wants of our customers.

𝒜𝓈𝓀 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓇ℯ𝒸ℯ𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓅ℴ𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓎 𝒽ℯ𝓇ℯ.

[galthegothamite]

The boy walks into the cafe, quieter than he'd usually be, but still smiley.

@first-boy-wonder

Hello dearie. Would you like to choose something from the display case while I make you a hot chocolate?

[galthegothamite]

Post knight?

He knocks feeling like shit "listen I...I wasn't right in the head I'm sorry....I... I'm trying to get better and I just wanted to drop by any apologize"

@arkhambird

Oh, 𝒴ℴ𝓊 𝒶ℊ𝒶𝒾𝓃?

Don’t worry about the table dear, I’ve already fixed it up. But, I do accept the apology if it’s for the smoking, the smell stayed for nearly a week.

Now, please do leave, you are still banned, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 ℐ'𝓂 𝓃ℴ𝓉 𝓁ℯ𝓃𝒾ℯ𝓃𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓅ℯℴ𝓅𝓁ℯ 𝓌𝒽ℴ 𝒸ℴ𝓊𝓁𝒹'𝓋ℯ 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒻𝒻. 

[galthegothamite]

A figure is smoking in the corner booth carving an A into the table a bag is next him.....

@arkhambird

Dinners about to get paulied))

Excuse me dear, do you mind not smoking in here and ruining my tables?

ℐ𝓉'𝓈 𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝓃ℴ𝓎𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓉ℴ 𝓇ℯ𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒸ℯ 𝒻𝓊𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓊𝓇ℯ, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝒾𝓃 𝓇𝓊𝒹ℯ 𝓃ℴ𝓌.

[galthegothamite]

Can we hear about your bizarre day on the job?

You mean what happened today? Well, I’d hardly consider the Penguin and the Riddler getting into a debate over the best neutral grounds a bizarre day, but I doubt that’s for me to decide.

I was working just like I do everyday, chatting with a few regulars (Leah and Azure, they live in the shelter next to the cafe, such lovely kids) while working on the drinks. I’m making Riddler his drink while he’s reading through a puzzle book, and who comes in but the Penguin, waving his cane around, demanding a drink I don’t offer year round (he wanted a mango soother in Autumn, who does that?) while berating my staff. After I reasonably told him to take his attitude and leave, he started trying to pick jokes with Riddler, while telling me that I shouldn’t have come to Gotham if I wasn’t willing to work for the wealthy, and I would’ve shoved his umbrella down his throat if I wasn’t working the kitchen. Anyways, after a few more colourful insults about immigration and the like, Riddler got the most violent I’ve seen in my 10 years here by dragging his ass out and dealing with him. Needless to say, his order was free, and he’s now on my “Good Arkham Escapees” board.

[galthegothamite]

you should drink gotham water

dor the health benefits

I’ve been living here for 30 years, I’ve built up an immunity to whatever bullshit’s contaminated it now. On the other hand, can everyone please remember their specialty water filters for the next few weeks, because that message is very suspicious.

[galthegothamite]

When did Gotham collectively agree to ignore Jason Todd's death? Seeing him say "ya basic" to Dick Grayson in front of one of his memorials got me thinking about it

I’m not quite sure about that one. We all collectively felt and mourned his death, but we just knew at some point that we were mourning someone who was still alive.

That made his return easy to accept.