Gal The Gothamite

Hello there, how’d you find me? (A Gotham cafe owner rp account)

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[deancodedinthewater]

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

[deancodedinthewater]

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!

[chipper-smol]

[pmknptch-real]

REBLOOOOOOGGGS

[aureliusssss]

Reblog site 😈

[salamandergandercoriander]

Ok but I don’t have friends on this site so reblogging quite literally does nothing except make me look stupid and feel more alone than I already do. No one is going to follow me to see my reblogs of accounts they likely already follow.

[deancodedinthewater]

Reblogging allows you to talk to people, help the people you like get seen by other people and its a great way to get mutuals. Also one of the best parts of this website is scrolling down the dash and seeing all the mutuals reblogging the same thing.

[wootwona]

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the nb spectrum!

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[flatfishes]

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

[flatfishes]

also shoutout to queerness and dykishness and gender fuckery. if you reblog this post you hate conservatives

[galthegothamite]

The boy walks into the cafe, quieter than he'd usually be, but still smiley.

@first-boy-wonder

Hello dearie. Would you like to choose something from the display case while I make you a hot chocolate?

[first-boy-wonder]

Hii!! 'kay!! Can I have a cinnamon bun pretty please?

[galthegothamite]

Of course dearie, I’ll bring you one. Behind the Pink door there’s a movie room, if you would like it.

[galthegothamite]

The boy walks into the cafe, quieter than he'd usually be, but still smiley.

@first-boy-wonder

Hello dearie. Would you like to choose something from the display case while I make you a hot chocolate?

[first-boy-wonder]

You'd rather deal with worse complications later than deal with the loneliness?

Now you're just being a bully :/

You try sitting alone with some of the worstest pain you ever had

I can suck it up to go not be alone better than crying in my room!!!

[galthegothamite]

How about you come to my cafe, dearie? You won’t be alone, but we can still help you with the medical support.

[first-boy-wonder]

I really really don't need medical support :0

But okay!!!

Where's your cafe :>?

[galthegothamite]

It’s in crime alley, the pained building between the one room apartments.

[jason-t0dd]

Why didn't I get a mother's day gift?

I feel unappreciated.

[galthegothamite]

My café has a Mother’s Day gift box, if you’d like something from it.

[first-boy-wonder]

You'd rather deal with worse complications later than deal with the loneliness?

Now you're just being a bully :/

You try sitting alone with some of the worstest pain you ever had

I can suck it up to go not be alone better than crying in my room!!!

[galthegothamite]

How about you come to my cafe, dearie? You won’t be alone, but we can still help you with the medical support.

[notdead-butclose]

happy mothers day chat

moms suck but also are fire so like 👍

[galthegothamite]

Do you need someone to talk to dearie?

[godshideouscreation]

Ask me to pick my favorite between two things.

[first-boy-wonder]

just keep running don't look back ignore the pain until you get somewhere safe don't stop running

I ran

ran really far

tired now... don't know where here is but m okay f'now

[galthegothamite]

Would you like someone to try and find you, dear?

[first-boy-wonder]

my dad's on his way

m tiredd

[galthegothamite]

Alright dear.

𝒟ℴ𝓃'𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝒻 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓈ℯℯ 𝓈ℴ𝓂ℯ𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓋𝒾𝒷𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓅𝒾𝓃𝓀, 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽ℴ𝓌 ℐ 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝓀ℯℯ𝓅 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓈𝒶𝒻ℯ.

[galthegothamite]

My previous favourite cage got blown up by firefly, please do you have a menu?

Well, our menu very much depends on the wants of our customers.

𝒜𝓈𝓀 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓇ℯ𝒸ℯ𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓅ℴ𝓁𝒾𝒸𝓎 𝒽ℯ𝓇ℯ.

[gothamsbeauty]

In that case may I please have a tall lavender iced latte with oat milk?

[galthegothamite]

Of course dear! That’ll be either £1.50 or 𝓈ℴ𝓂ℯ𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃ℊ 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓇𝒾𝒹 ℴ𝒻.

[gothamsbeauty]

Oh actually my balcony strawberries went wild this year after Poison Ivy passed by and now I have 27 quartz of homemade strawberry jam (not poisoned, I've tested), would you be interested in swapping a Jar or 10?

[galthegothamite]

I’d love that for my recipes, dear. Ten jars will guarantee you ten different drinks within reason.

[first-boy-wonder]

just keep running don't look back ignore the pain until you get somewhere safe don't stop running

I ran

ran really far

tired now... don't know where here is but m okay f'now

[galthegothamite]

Would you like someone to try and find you, dear?

[galthegothamite]

“Hi! What do you guys sell at this cafe?” A very purple vigilante asked. She had stepped into the cafe, outfit torn in many different places, some areas having cuts that were bleeding.

“Do you happen to sell……uhm batteries?” She asked, before taking off her gas mask, but keeping on her top mask, she really didn’t want to reveal her identity.

@just-a-spider-in-gotham

Well, 𝒹𝓊ℯ 𝓉ℴ 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓎 𝓃ℯℯ𝒹𝓈 ℴ𝒻 ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒾𝓃𝒽𝓊𝓂𝒶𝓃 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝓇ℴ𝓃𝓈, we sell anything our customers request.

How many batteries are you looking for dearie, and would you also like a repair kit?

[just-a-spider-in-gotham]

“Yes please!” Stella enthusiastically answered. “I have money for it, how much is it?”

She fumbled around with her belt of trinkets, before finally getting out her wallet.

“Also…. Do you know how to make kuih lapis?” Stella asked.

[galthegothamite]

No, but one of my staff members do, 𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓎 𝓈𝓅ℯ𝓃𝓉 𝒶 𝒸ℯ𝓃𝓉𝓊𝓇𝓎 ℴ𝓇 𝓉𝓌ℴ 𝒾𝓃 ℐ𝓃𝒹ℴ𝓃ℯ𝓈𝒾𝒶, so it’ll be a few minutes. I believe that will either be £5 or 𝒶𝓃 𝓊𝓃𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉ℯ𝒹 𝓂ℯ𝓂ℴ𝓇𝓎.

[just-a-spider-in-gotham]

“An unwanted memor-wait. Wait wait wait wait. By any chance, have you heard of Bob and Cyrus from CaFae Latte?” Stella asked.

“And also, they wouldn’t have so happened to have learnt the Malaysian variation did they?”

[galthegothamite]

Ah, yes, I have. It’s been a while since I’ve checked on them both.

And my staff member is Malaysian themselves, so I’m sure they’ll be able to make it for you.

[just-a-spider-in-gotham]

”Wait really! Dang, there’s not a lot of Malaysians in Gotham. Not many wanna deal with the crime and loons.” Stella chuckled.

“Do you accept the unwanted memory, or do you want me to pay the 5 bucks via cash or card?”

[galthegothamite]

Up to you dear, both are rather 𝓋𝒶𝓁𝓊𝒶𝒷𝓁ℯ to me, even if I have no need for money.

[galthegothamite]

Post knight?

He knocks feeling like shit "listen I...I wasn't right in the head I'm sorry....I... I'm trying to get better and I just wanted to drop by any apologize"

@arkhambird

Oh, 𝒴ℴ𝓊 𝒶ℊ𝒶𝒾𝓃?

Don’t worry about the table dear, I’ve already fixed it up. But, I do accept the apology if it’s for the smoking, the smell stayed for nearly a week.

Now, please do leave, you are still banned, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 ℐ'𝓂 𝓃ℴ𝓉 𝓁ℯ𝓃𝒾ℯ𝓃𝓉 𝓉ℴ 𝓅ℯℴ𝓅𝓁ℯ 𝓌𝒽ℴ 𝒸ℴ𝓊𝓁𝒹'𝓋ℯ 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒻𝒻.