today i learned that one of the sneeziest settings is the airport (and the plane) early in the morning during allergy season. you’ve got the morning sneezers, the hayfever sneezers of course, temperature-sensitive sneezers when the cabin’s cold, photic sneezers once they dim the lights, and a few sickies in the mix. i probably heard every type of sneeze possible — and honestly, there was sneezing at least every two minutes. even i sneezed! a perfectly silent stifle with my knuckles pressed just under my nose while i waited to board.
Has a bad sweet tooth. Baked goods, chocolate, fruit. Can see him liking chocolate dipped strawberries a lot
Good at baking, but it’s a secret. Not so very good at cooking however
Loves adventures and would often create his own as a child
Very observant, but you knew that
Researches for fun
Pushes others away before they get the chance to do it themselves
The type to not like something once it becomes too popular
as much as he used to want to fit in, he also hates following the crowd
Probably a maladaptive daydreamer
or at the very least daydreams a lot in his free time
The type of person that stays up until 4am but also wakes up at 8am
Obviously, the snake story in Ragnorok was just for shits and giggles, since it defies all logic of asgardian aging. However, I headcanon Loki just ended up jabbing Thor with a stick, not literally stabbing him with a knife or something
Thor has been petty over it for all these years, so he tells people Loki stabbed him
Loki just goes with it because it makes the story much more entertaining
Rants to himself for hours on end
probably paces when he does it
instead of shower thoughts, he has garden thoughts
This nerd definitely plays multiple different card games and chess
probably secretly interested in D&D, but acts too cool for it
Can read others thoughts but rarely does it for the sake of respecting others’ privacy
but mostly to save himself secondhand embarrassment
Shy but knows he will get run over if he doesn’t at least fake confidence
Self absorbed but only because he’s basically only had himself all his life
has never had someone to depend on, and likely prefers it that way now
learned from a young age that if he doesn’t do something himself, he will never get what he wants, even the basics
on one hand — the nose is hidden.
no flaring, no twitching, no visible build.
the mask muffles what i want to watch.
no direct glimpse of the sneeze itself,
just the faintest silhouette behind the barrier.
but then—
isn’t that exactly the appeal sometimes?
like a tissue, a handkerchief, a cupped palm—
a mask catches it all.
bends with the force.
tells on the sneeze through motion.
not what you see,
but what you know is happening underneath.
the tension.
the restraint.
the quiet chaos hidden behind soft fabric.
does anyone’s mental block lift in front of people they’re sexually/romantically interested in? I really like being blessed, and I’ll find myself not only wanting to see a crush sneeze but also wanting them to bless me and comment on my sneezes.
i might see sneezing as a flirtatious act, at least when i do it 🫣
i sing opera as a hobby, hence the wav. i'm obsessed with the idea that 1) opera singers have ginormous sneezes because they have huge lung capacity and 2) that their sneeze will change in pitch depending on where they are singing in their vocal range. opera singers are masters of the exhale. singing is a fancy exhale and sneezing is also a fancy exhale, so I thought the two would work well together. surprisingly, it was harder to induce while singing opera with proper technique. i'm guessing it's because the resonance from the voice already buzzes the nose, so the additional stimulus has to be very strong to actually affect the singer. therefore, there are failed attempts galore :)
the concept of sneezing while exercising is fascinating to me. someone is trying to take care of their body, yet their nose is protesting with rebellious outbursts.
it is especially attractive if the conditions of the exercise are the reason for the sneezing. think about it: the tickle has to be so strong that it overcomes the adrenaline from working out. the nose must be burning with sneeze! such a determined appendage.
i want to learn hypnosis so i can hypnotize people to sneeze.
willing participants, of course.
just imagine it — one soft phrase, a tap under the nose, and then a hitch...
...and another...
...and another.
