Jan 16
“Had a rough night. Decided to wallow in melancholy. Let me brood. Be home by half moon”
One of the few letters that Mortimer enjoyed reading. He gets a few days to himself for once!
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“Had a rough night. Decided to wallow in melancholy. Let me brood. Be home by half moon”
One of the few letters that Mortimer enjoyed reading. He gets a few days to himself for once!
OooooOOOooooo bewarrrreeeee I am a message sent by the divine godsssss and I warn you of some- uh- freaky stuff in your futurrrreee~
- @clone-ur-rick
Oh gods not another spirit…. Have I not been tormented by you people enough? I can’t spend 5 minutes in a graveyard without someone asking for favours or bestowing some prophecy. Ghosts are such… pests…
But fine, I’ll heed your warning. Just don’t expect me to do anything. My time and attention costs coins. Next time bring me a trinket or treat, for now why don’t you float out of my face.
-Gargoyle Rick
i had help coming up with a gargoyle rick. so have this little drabble on him.
Up in the sky, the full moon glowed over an abandoned church. The rays of light reached the statue of a gargoyle, causing him to start moving, his long tail swishing slowly.
The statue blinked, looking around, and slowly got up. He started moving around, flapping his wings as he flew across the church, seeing if anyone else was there.
But as the gargoyle looked, he realized he was completely alone. His sharp claws raked over a crack in the wall, his face solemn. His hand balled into a fist, wondering where everyone was. He was sure there had been people around before, where had they gone? Why had they left him behind?
He let out a low growl, if they didn’t want to stay, then why should he care when they didn’t care for him?
The gargoyle, in rage, started to wreck the building even further, breathing fire on things, further raking his claws on things and throwing things around until the church was an even bigger mess than before.
When it was over, his rage cooled, and was replaced with tears. He put his hands over his eyes, weeping. Maybe he was meant to be alone after all...
this stinks but i at least tried. oh well.
@rixxy8173571m3w1p3 i know you wanted to see this.
Would anyone be interested if I started a gargoyle rick oc ask blog? Everyone seems to be having sm fun with theirs im getting fomo lol
Another com from my homie @/travsh_puppy on twitter (formally @/sweet_cowmilk). Rick buried Morty alive for funsies
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Before you approach me:
• I do not like children. This is not a place for you. I am an adult and you better be too.
• I often bathe in gore and occasionally discuss the pleasures of flesh. I follow Morty on his creature killing adventures, where things tend to become quite nasty (in many ways). Consider this a polite warning if you happen to be sensitive to such things.
• I will touch on the subject of religion and its iconography, as it’s deeply intrenched within medieval culture. My companion, is a religious leader within his village. If you happen to follow a faith, understand that this is purely from my experience as a gargoyle, and his experience in our reality.
((Tldr 18+. Will contain nsfw, gore, and medieval religion mentions.))
Gargoyles are said to protect those within their church from evil.
Others say, they harbour evil within themselves.
Architecturally, they served as a way to prevent erosion, by funnelling water away from their cathedrals.
No matter their purpose, all simply observe. Watching and waiting.
It is unclear what my purpose is. I don’t remember when I was made or how. All I remember is that I’ve guarded, waited, and watched. As all gargoyles do.
When the boy arrived, his curiosity peaked my interest. Morty. I’ve settled on accompanying him. For now.
-Gargoyle rick
(Art by @/broski69_xoxo on twt)
What do you mean there are others? Another version of me?? Somewhere else??
I saw one with my own eyes. Lurking around my mausoleums. His Morty was a child? Fascinating.
And they aren’t made of stone?? Oh this is something I have to investigate. Morty is never going to believe this.
I can’t wait to bite their flesh.
-gargoyle rick