#garlic anon

[skumhuu]

*gets the garlic juice* "OPEN WIDE SKU YOU VAMP >:C

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE GARLIC 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄

[splatoon-edits]

Garlic Anon here,

I can't boop you, otherwise my cover as an anon would be blown so uhhhh yeah

Just imagine I did

i can assure you i have so many boops(thank you to everyone who gave me one) that it would be impossible to pick yours out amongst them all lmao

[gureishi]

Hi! Love your blog. Question--how do you think the Choi boys would react if they found out you were measuring their dicks in relation to items found in a typical spice rack...?

xoxo garlic anon 🧄

Dear garlic anon (my beloved),

Honestly? They're down.

Saeyoung is into it. He's a little bit flustered when he realizes you're able to accurately recreate the general size of his dick, but he's also awed (like, someone's been paying attention!) He'd like to help, in fact: he'll get down every single spice in the kitchen and hold them all up to the original to compare. You better hope no one else is home when this happens.

GE Saeran is overwhelmingly flattered, though he's embarrassed at the prospect of you showing the dick-size-estimate jar of garlic to your friends. He's proud too, though: he never thought he'd have anyone thinking about his dick this much—and yet here you are. He might start adding little explicit sketches to the labels on the spice bottles, just to see the look on your face when you go to season your food.

Ray is so overcome by excitement and shame and lust and embarrassment and guilt and delight that he'll probably cry. You'll have to hold him and reassure him that it's a compliment. He knows it is—and he's so turned on by the very idea of it that he doesn't even know what to do with himself.

Suit Saeran will bite you. Was he listening when you told him about the garlic? No, probably not. But he'll bite you anyway.

SE Saeran will roll his eyes and ask why you need to measure his dick in spice bottles (which is actually a very good question, and yet no one else thought to ask it). He'll also explain to you that spices aren't a good representation at all because they're thoroughly the wrong texture and shape. If you ask if you can compare, though—for science—he'll let you. Naturally.

Unknown will laugh at you, of course. He'll ask if measuring his dick is really a part of your job—because he doesn't remember giving you that particular task. You can win this one, though: if you smile coyly and explain that you take being his assistant very seriously and just wanted to go above and beyond, he'll be speechless for a moment. He's torn between kicking you out and scolding you; instead, he pulls you in by your collar and demands that you at least double-check that you're getting the size right. You're happy to oblige.

[ughseoks-main]

last night Garlic Anon made Mistakes™️ and chugged a pint of milk during a virtual pub crawl challenge, -2/10 would not recommend

oh my god why would you do that WHY

[soup-anon]

Groot On a Plane

By: the soup anon and the garlic anon

Dedicated to @holland-haven

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Ally, the flight attendant, walked down the aisle of the plane, checking off passengers. There was an elderly man, a young couple, a tree playing a video game next to a talking raccoon, a-- what? Ally backtracked, staring with some confusion at the humanoid looking tree who was playing on an ancient video game. She was confused for a second, but then dismissed him. She’d seen odder.

Then, she heard a “I am Groot?” and turned.

“Excuse me?” She asked.

“I am Groot.”

“Uhh, hi I’m Ally?”

The tree shook its head. “I am Groot!”

“Did you need something?”

“I AM GROOT.”

She turned to leave, but a vine snaked across the aisle in front of her and she turned back to the tree. “What do you want?”

“I am Groot!”

“Did you want food?” She asked hesitantly.

The tree nodded. “I am Groot!”

“What do you want?”

“I aM gRoOt!”

“Uhh, crackers?” She picked up a packet but he made an annoyed sound.

“I am grOOT?!”

“TREE WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT?”

“I aM gRoOt!”

She turned to the sleeping raccoon next to him, then to the god of thunder across the aisle. “What the hell is he saying?”

Thor glanced up. “What?”

“I am Groot.” said Groot.

Ally stood bewildered, watching the conversation between the tree and the god of thunder.

“What did you want Groot?”

“I aM gRoOt!”

“Ah, alright. Did you want a drink as well?”

“I am Groot. I am grooT? I am groot.”

“Of course.”

Thor turned to her. “He wants a Dr. Pepper soda and a bowl of garlic soup.”

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Part 1

watch out Ally there’ll be groot fics coming your way

-soup and garlic anons

[ssvgawara]

Soup and Garlic Moodboard

Requested by: @soup-anon

@garlicanon and @holland-haven also deserved to be tagged in this

[sorenthelegend]

It’s a house full of garlic

GARLIC AHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

[hella-free-space]

Have you heard anything about using garlic to kill internal parasites in bettas?

i have not .-. feel free to tell me what you’ve heard tho?i’ve heard that you can soak pellets in garlic stuff to make them more enticing to bettas, tho…but usually you can buy a medicine specifically made for killin internal parasites (like api’s general cure or something similar)~have any of y’all heard anything about bettas + garlic + internal parasites?