*slams open the door*
PATTON IS A FART (TERF)
*closes it only to frantically run back and open it again*
HE TRIES TO BE PROGRESSIVE BY FINALLY "ACCEPTING" TRANS PEOPLE BUT THEN HE GATEKEEPS AND BECOMES A TRANSMED
*closes it only to run straight through it*
THE SIDES ARE ACTUALLY NB BUT PATTON FORCES THEM ALL TO ID AS MALE BECAUSE HE ID'S AS MALE AND DOESN'T BELIEVE NB EXISTS








