#gcpd ask

[gothamcitypolice]

Cramps..? As in.. peroid cramps? Tea's good for peroid cramps, and chocolate.

No, they are not period cramps. They are cramps in my hand. Muscle cramps. Not blood.

Also, I am amab?? I don’t get periods.

…I won’t refuse chocolate, though.

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

*Shoots him*

OW— FUCK—

What was that for?

—

Geez. Hff.

That’s a lot of blood.

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

Borb alert ‼️

Bird !!!!

A European robin, specially. Probably male. Very pretty birds.

Thank you for the birb

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

pLeASe doNt ArrEst mE

You have murdered thousands, committed multiple war crimes, and I personally want to punch you in the face. Using cute images isn’t going to help.

So, I will be arresting you if you do not return to Arkham right now.

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

SAFETY SCISSORS?

Hoe what the fuck do you mean?

Not everyone can afford fancy haircuts, anon.

Or normal scissors.

Don’t judge me if you can afford your own.

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

Haha, indeed it is! But what, exactly? After all, the Dewey Decimal system spans multitudes!

I did tell you where to look already, though, even within the library itself...Think back, Officer!

Three twos guide the path you ought seek,

The second game, and second speak.

Seek what follows second's rule;

Riddle two, Passage two, and bright green jewel.

- E. Nygma

Ah, my mistake. I had assumed you meant a thing rather than a place. I’ve been running low on sleep lately.

Non-fiction section, then, maybe? What might I find there?

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

Is there a lore reason why you’re called Police Officers instead of Gordon Goons?

Are you stupid

I really don’t know how to respond to this normally.

Uh— Gordon wasn’t the first commissioner, and we aren’t ‘goons’. That would be like calling Robin a ‘Batman goon’.

We are police officers because that’s the term for what we are within, like— the entire country.

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

Officer Hawthorn.

Arrest me pls.

Thank ya

@just-kill-me-and-get-over-with

//This is meant as joke flirting- if it’s weird I will stop bc I respect boundaries 🙏lowkey was hesitant as fuck to even send this in the first place-

Pls if it’s weird as hell don’t answer the ask😭🙏

Harley, I’m not going to arrest you without reason. There is no reason right now.

And— is this about that song?

I— What has suddenly gotten so attractive about me-??? Or is it just a cop thing??

- Officer Hawthorn