#gcpd

[gothamcitypolice]

Happy pride from the Arkham staff

@a-serious-house-a-serious-earth

Happy pride month to you all as well on behalf of the GCPD

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

Jas? I kinda need some help :( 'm trackin' joker an' I got t'Arkham, gettin' really really close but I forget t'put a door stopper an' it shut. Can't open it, it got stuck... Don' think anybody's here but 'm still stuck. Don' tell any 'f my siblings 'bout it or they'll flame me to crap, jus' send help. Basement.

~@gothamitenightingale

You’re… stuck in Arkham. Okay. Fuck, that’s not a great place to be stuck. Give me a couple minutes, I’ll take my break and head over. I know the staff there, and they won’t give me shit if I ask for a key to the basement.

Hang in there. Don’t touch anything sharp.

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

Is there a lore reason why you’re called Police Officers instead of Gordon Goons?

Are you stupid

I really don’t know how to respond to this normally.

Uh— Gordon wasn’t the first commissioner, and we aren’t ‘goons’. That would be like calling Robin a ‘Batman goon’.

We are police officers because that’s the term for what we are within, like— the entire country.

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

acab but especially you

Wh— why?? I’m trying to get rid of the corruption—!

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

is your refrigerator running?

No. Don’t have one.

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

Happy Pride Month, Gotham!

Remember to bring your gas masks to parades, just in case a rouge tries to target the crowds, and stay safe out there.

Report any hate crimes as soon as you see them so we can keep the street safe for our LGBTQ+ community here in Gotham. We may have the highest crime rate, but we are determined to keep discrimination out of the city.

Stay safe out there and have a fun time! Be proud of who you are!

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

what if you accidentally drop someone from like a SUPER high height and uhm like you do end up catching them right before they hit the ground but they broke their back and uhh

anyway, would you get charged for it

Depends what you mean by ‘accidentally’ but, if they are dead or even just injured now, yes. You will be charged for it.

Please don’t drop people from vast heights.

- Officer Hawthorn

[gothamcitypolice]

5th street smells like updog…

This is the GCPD social media account. Run by a 20 year old.

I’m not going to fall for that.

- Officer Hawthorn