#gearhulk

[phyrexianphamily]

The only good thing I can see here is the glorious Oil being mentioned in the blue-black Gearhulk, thus confirming that Jin-Gitaxias and Sheoldred would have been the best duo of bitches if the storyline hadn't gone awry.

[fierceawakening]

Actually the more I think about that the more amused I am

It’s like this giant cute robot friend who is the size of a small tower suddenly rises up out of a lake spraying water everywhere and going

HELLO! I HAVE SURPRISED YOU! ^_^ AND ALSO COUNTERED A SPELL?

It doesn’t want to crush people’s dreams! It only wants to make friends!

[fierceawakening]

So if your opponent plays a red Gearhulk and you are not almost dead, which choice is the wisest? The milling and damage, because they might hit just lands?

(I played one in Duels today and the opponent chose mill, and it hit my Ulamog. That… that must have hurt.)

I am also amused by the flavor of the blue Gearhulk having flash. I get that it is actually Ginormous Snapcaster but like… it towers over a platform full of people! How is that thing supposed to be all HELLO I SURPRISED YOU

[voxlunch]

Gearhulk

[hipstersofthecoast]

Hulk Smash!!!

Jerry adds some Gearhulks to the spice cabinet with a fun new Legacy Golbin Welder brew.

Read this article on Hipsters of the Coast

[bizarre-trader]

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