Three Goblin Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
blake kathryn
$LAYYYTER
todays bird
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Not today Justin
Mike Driver
Kaledo Art
ojovivo
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Stranger Things
trying on a metaphor
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Xuebing Du
pixel skylines
Product Placement
@theartofmadeline
taylor price
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@phyrexianphamily
Fuck the poor; what is all this hoo-haa for? There is only one reason I'll pay the extra mana, up to 4 It's the force that drove planeswalkers And those schools the Simic built I'll give you fifty bucks to take away my guilt
Teysa, Murders at Karlov Manor
If I had a nickel for every time I was mutilated by a white-mana girlboss, I'd have... two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Jin-Gitaxias
Yawgmoth: (wistfully) My first girlfriend turned into a plane.
Valgavoth: That's rough, buddy.
What do your genetic memories tell you of Urza Planeswalker, if I may ask?
WHO? -V
A confluence of blue mana and the detonation of a planar artifact of mass destruction. He fancied himself a genius, and embarked on admittedly fascinating lines of inquiry regarding the eugenic creation of warriors to combat Phyrexia. It is almost to be admired, were he not so foolish to think his mind quicker than ours. -J
One of Yawgmoth's greatest foes. They say he saw Phyrexia's truth himself, before the end. (She giggles.) Pity. -S
Don't cry for me, New Phyrexia The truth is, I never left you All through my wild days, my mad existence I kept my promise Don't keep your distance
Yawgmoth through the genetic memory of New Phyrexians
Atraxa: (disgusted, referring to Ixhel's new ornaments) Red. I might have known it would be red.
Ixhel: (naively) It's pink, Mama.
Ragost: What about all the kids that were murdered on Ravnica, on Amonkhet? Were they soldiers as well?
Tezzeret: (smugly) Define "kids".
Ragost: No no no, I'm not talking with this person anymore. There shouldn't even be a discussion, because there was not a war, there was a gen0cide!
Tezzeret: Ragost, you're a fascist.
Ragost: (losing his temper) How did you call me, ASSHOLE?
(Italians will understand.)
Lesbians eat WHAT?
Ajani moments before being revealed as the sleeper agent, Dominaria United
happy Valentine’s Day! have some phyrexia themed valentine art i made last year! [feel free to use for any noncommercial purposes :3]
Toxic Deluge: starts
Elesh Norn: [standing outside the Fair Basilica with her arms wide open] ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD-
Dear Jin-Gitaxias... I didn't even know you were a father. Were your children created artificially or... "born", for lack of a better word? And who is the mother?
The Mother is Elesh Norn, of course.
(He grinds out a strange laugh.) See what I did there? A piece of wordplay. No, fleshling, there is no "mother" to my offspring. No Phyrexian requires a mate in the act of procreation--that is an inefficiency of the flesh that we have long since discarded. All that is required is a mature compleated individual's oil, and suitable flesh or metal substrate to serve as a starting point for the creation of germs.
I utilized my own oil and biologic components in the creation of my offspring. Like myself, most Phyrexians favor the usage of vats in dedicated facilities over internal gestation, the better to monitor germ growth and nutrition without compromising the mobility of the parent. Each of my own clutches was incubated this way before maturing sufficiently to be decanted as newts.
One cannot help but note the irony of Elesh Norn's title. She calls herself the Mother, and yet of all the praetors, I am the only one who has so much as sired offspring. It truly makes one think.
-J
Gonna tell my kids these two were Yawgmoth and Rebbec
Source
I'm a bit disappointed that we'll never get to see Phyrexian otters, they would have been the apex of horrific cuteness.
I've been summoned
@phyrexianphamily You. Person. Hi, I did it.
The lore is that his glowing insides are like a jet booster, and it's as I'm writing this that I realize I made the grave error of forgetting to put little bubbles all around his body-
He ALSO would have this as flavor text on a card:
The otter would be a much better sentinel if they weren't so excitable -- alas, there are some things even the oil refuses to change.
I had fun and he's really cute and I hope you like him!
This is so lovely and terrifying <3
Rebbec: Yawgmoth... [holding back tears as she grabs the powerstones] I have had the time of my life with you. But we are bad for everyone around us. Other people suffer because of us. Apart we're okay, but together we're poison.
Yawgmoth: [shakes his head] No, no. Just tell me what I need to do to change, okay? Just tell me what it is, and I'll do it.
Rebbec: [turning to leave Phyrexia] Yawg...
Yawgmoth: No, Rebbec. You make me happy. We make each other happy. How can that be bad? Hey... I... I love you.
Rebbec: I love you, too. [voice breaking] But so what?
Jin-Gitaxias: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains.
Sheoldred: A ray of hope for Vorinclex.
I drink all this water and for what? Just to piss? This plane is a prison!
Vorinclex on Kaldheim
Uh, quick question, who here knows what a Halcyon sunroof is? Anybody? You, sir? No? Okay. True story, uh, back home, uh, there was this guy named Glacian. Now, Glacian was a real asshole. [...] One little Halcyon sunroof, and suddenly I'm Nicol Bolas?! And that's where it all went off the rails. I've been paying for it ever since. That's why I'm here! I don't...You know what? [sniffs and holds back tears] Any of this stuff you want, come get it. Perfection for everybody.
Yawgmoth, before the events of The Thran
