#gemstone-enemas

[creepyscritches]

idk if it's weird to come into you ask box about it, but I finally found out what "post your hog" means. It's literally soliciting dick pics. (For the record, I have a match clown wig... down there *wink*)

yeah, post your hog was originally a counter-trolling measure iirc

[uglydragons]

tfw two dragons that the previews showed 99% of potential offspring being THE WORST you breed anyway because you saw one that you loved.

i have fell for this. the weirdest thing is when you have a hatchling that wasn’t predicted at ALL despite you pressing that button what felt like 100 times

[hedgerose]

I really want to lean toward yes because a dog should never be a surprise situation, even if dogs are allowed on the lease. Also, was the dog in a crate in a public room? If so, definitely yes. If it was in his room, unless he gave you permission, probably not? idk I’m starting to think I’m over thinking it

Puppy was in his room; I did have permission to take him out.  Puppy really does not like to be left alone-- he’ll bark continuously for hours.  

Also jesus fucking christ people (not you, friend): do! not! surprise! your! landlord/housemate! with! pets! (we didn’t have a written lease (my fault), but our agreement had been that additional pets were probably okay following a discussion.  This dude went out, bought a puppy, and brought him home.  “So, I bought this dog.  Can I keep him?” Second floor apartment.  Carpets.  NEW GODDAMN CARPETS.) 

[creepyscritches]

I'm using the replies because I don't want my feed clogged up with that same thread... but I'm going to keep instigating shit because that somehow keeps it off my feed honkhonkhonk

yes have fun, i haven’t blocked her bc everyone’s having such a great time honking at her and i don’t wanna be the cop at the party lmao

[kerink]

👌 You alright, bro.

th-thank you!

[eschergirls]

So, funny story: I was in chainsaw training for my job and my instructor mentioned that when getting away from a tree falling, the best way is what he calls the "Yeti pose" which is looking back while escaping the tree to make sure the tree isn't making an unexpected twist towards the sawyer. And he demonstrates and it looks exactly like the boobs/butt pose. Now when I see the swivel spine ladies in the comic books I always think about yeti sightings.

So that’s what’s going on.  The characters on this blog are all in the middle of battle when suddenly somebody screams YETI and points behind them.

Now I want somebody to photoshop some of the boobs and butt poses and stuck in quicksand poses with Yetis in the foreground xD