Nov 6, 2018
Alex: *trips and falls to the ground*
Jason, five minutes later: ...Alex? You gonna get up?
Alex: No. Let me die.
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Alex: *trips and falls to the ground*
Jason, five minutes later: ...Alex? You gonna get up?
Alex: No. Let me die.
Decei: How long are you going to be mad at me??
JJ: ...Ten minutes
JJ: Everyone thinks Alex is just being a cute angry short person when they threaten to murder someone.
JJ: But I've seen them break a neck with only their feet.
JJ: They are a cute, angry, and deadly short person
JJ: We got ourselves here a spiderman bagel-
Alex: You’re a big boy
JJ: Jesus fucking christ
Jason: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Jason: *punches a wall*
Jason: Take me to the hospital.
Jason: I’m quick at math.
Valentina: Okay, what’s 38 x 76?
Jason: 24.
Valentina: That’s not even close.
Jason: But it was quick.
Jason: If someone came up to me and said ‘Angst me, daddy’, I’d be happy
Alex: That’s concerning
Jason: You hit a parked car. How is that not your fault?
Piper: That guy parked like a maniac!