Achilles wouldn’t have died if Thetis just had one of these bangers

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Achilles wouldn’t have died if Thetis just had one of these bangers
According to my six year old cousin, less hair means you are a woman after she saw me legs. But if I shave all of my hair, including head and face, I am a girl because of my girlfriends scrunchie.
You know what I would love
Is parents bringing their birthday cards with them as they grow up and show it to their children when they’re maybe like teens or adults as just some cute bonding moment of hey I was a kid once and I grew up too and when I was sixteen my mom got me a card suggesting I’ll get pulled over for speeding
LISTEN
A world where you could transfer the muscle and fat where the chest is to magically increase length in limbs
A world where flat chested women are tall and romantic interests are different
No scarring whatsoever but there are still options for cosmetic breast implants for those that struggle with body dysmorphia or just personal preference.
Those that are born flat chested or physically fit and feel it disturbingly necessary to elongate their legs struggle though.
Lesbians give an eyebrow slit for every girl they’ve been with
RATATOUILLE BUT INSTEAD OF HAIR ITS NIPPLES