‘Sup Boys?

I came out with a coin flip, long story. (Fairly inactive account besides the stray impulsive thought)

[joh-a-umeko]

[ryuuna]

oyuki beloved

[incaseyouart]

chappell roan because her recent outfit was incredible

[fantastic-nonsense]

Absolute Wonder Woman going "the core of Diana is LOVE. Even when she grows up in hell instead of paradise. Even when her mother is one who should be her enemy. Even when she is kept isolated from the teachings of her people. Even when her native tongue is trickery instead of truth...Diana is at her core someone who loves the world and humanity so much she would give anything to protect them and see justice done" is truly the best distillation of 84 years of comics I've ever seen. 100000/10, absolutely zero notes.

[charlesoberonn]

You can't understate the profound effect these Natasha Allegri drawings had on an entire generation

[writing-prompt-s]

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

[beleester]

Partial transformation - mummy rot is slowly turning you to sand, a near miss from a medusa left you with partially stoned body parts, etc.

Hypnotic suggestions from being mind controlled persist after the controller’s death, causing the victim to occasionally take actions to support the cause of a mind flayer cult that no longer exists.

Repeated demonic possession has left the patient with permanent gaps in their soul’s defenses, causing them to immediately get re-possessed if they go outside a consecrated area.

Post-resurrection trauma as the revived soul remembers an unpleasant afterlife.

Magical healing can get very weird if something is stuck in the wound. It’ll get you back on your feet, but you can get outcomes like “there’s a chunk of wood fused into your chest because the magic couldn’t figure out how to get the arrow out of your chest and just healed it in place,” and this can cause mobility issues or infection vectors down the line.

[ihasafandom]

SHealth tied to something else - the health of a tree, the amount of frost on the ground, the inverse of another person’s, the political power of whoever cursed you

Curse of bad luck - makes any small illness or injury potentially fatal if not treated with anti-curse in addition to anti-infection procedures

Magical reliance on a magical or nonmagical substance - can have any number of side effects

Repeatedly being drunk by vampires can cause an increase in blood production and therefore high blood pressure and related ailments. Can be treated by blood letting.

There’s a lot of hybridization happening in a lot of fantasy settings, and that’s just asking for a lot of people with weird half-dragon genetic disorders. Works out fine for some people, not so much for others.

Parasitized by (insert creature here). If you don’t take the correct precautions to keep it dormant it will continue to spread and eventually hatch out/transform you.

Repeated contact with the undead has left you open to their influence - leading to hearing or seeing things that other mortals can’t, which can distort or distract from more mundane concerns.

Alternately to being more vulnerable to intrusion, one’s soul can form a scar that makes helpful magic more difficult to take in.

Sleep disorders that make one fall into an impenetrable sleep at a specific trigger, or to do so for years at a time.

Out of phase with 4D space, one’s body not connected to itself or anchored in place/time in the usual way. There could be a consistent two hour gap between the things you hear and what has happened, you might clip into the floor as if it was in a different place for you, or you might slide through the material plane in cross section.

Intermittent intangibility.

Split into two people, each with only half your traits.

Stuck in a mirror.

[ihasafandom]

Sensitivity to ambient magic - like the thing where peoples’ joints ache before a storm but for being near ley lines or people with a lot of magic built up or other magic reservoirs. - The potential for magic, but where the magic has not yet begun.

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

Heal spell dependency: years of repeated serious injuries being healed by magic causes the body to stop healing naturally. seen often in professional fighters and those with a long career in hazardous occupations.

the forgotten dread: memory modification magic has caused the subject’s conscious mind to forget some past trauma, but their subconscious still remembers, causing them emotions that they cannot explain or justify ranging from mild discomfort to blind panic when presented with triggers related to the aforementioned trauma. often encountered in cases where the subject has paid an unscrupulous mage to make them forget their past as an ill-advised alternative to therapy.

Psychically Transmitted Memories: the subject’s mind has been linked to another person’s and, although the bond has since been severed, they have retained memories or thought patterns from the other person that are difficult to distinguish from their own.

Negative Life Syndrome (previously “False Life Syndrome”): seen most often in cases when the subject is exposed to dark magic while in the womb, Negative Life Syndrome leaves the subject’s life energies tainted by undeath without making them truly undead. common symptoms include intolerance of radiant magic, aversion to sunlight, and the inability to set foot on hallowed ground; rare symptoms include healing from negative energies, sudden necrosis, and the desire to eat flesh or drink blood of living beings.

lycanthropy

Early Life Possessions: the subject was possessed by a spirit or demon during early childhood or infancy, and the possessing presence was in control of them when they learned important milestones, such as how to walk or speak. The subject is now dependant upon the possessing presence to help them perform these tasks or, in cases where the presence has since been exorcised, performs the relevant tasks at a level appropriate for an infant or small child.

[kiragecko]

Body requires nutrients not found in human food, and you must eat rocks, or gems, or some other alternative. You may or may not have the ability to actually digest these without magical assistance

Awareness of too many dimensions makes it difficult to interact with just this one - either to keep track of conversations, or walk to specific locations without ending up on another planet instead

Telekinetic psychosis - delusions tend to physically affect those around you (but HIGH chance for ableism in this one!)

you have flare-ups where your skin tends to slough off and be replaced by some other substance

After sharing life energy with a dying loved one, you’re now both trying to survive off one person’s supply. Like chronic fatigue, but if your loved one gets too big of a bruise you won’t have the energy to get up until it heals

living in reverse

stuck at a certain age

supersenses lead to constant overstimulation

you’re a changeling, and if you don’t have someone who loves you close by, you’ll turn back into sticks and mud

[nosebleedclub]

Tell me a soft memory

[coinflip17]

I was tempted to write about my childhood but the tears from then have yet to dry, so I will write about last winter.

My friends and I had driven to a cabin in the woods, it was my first time driving into snowy and icy mountains. It was terrifying but exciting. I had also severely under packed after being accustomed to California desert heat. Hours later we had settled in and counted stars. Some friends smoked a joint while the rest of us passed bottles and took shots screaming like lunatics as one friend was so severely drunk he couldn’t even stand straight.

My twin sister was vomiting. We were panicking and I had to drunkenly stomach touching her refuse as I wiped and scrubbed on my knees. She was shivering for hours and stress was at an all time high. I texted her boyfriend that she was safe and that she loved him as she requested in the midst of her falling unconscious. With the way she deliriously repeated her password for me I couldn’t have even thought of refusing. It was time for us all to rest, with me mildly shivering cursing my poor planning.

It was early morning. My twin sister was safe and doing well. Half of us had moved to sip water and watch the sunrise around the kitchen table. It was so quiet you could feel the home breathe with you. We spoke in murmurs and checked in that we were all healthy and sound. I felt I had all the time in the world just sitting and relishing in the sight of the snowy mountains and forest. I knew I had something special with these friends, something that I felt a lot of people around us just didn’t have yet. The sun felt so good after all night in a chilly room.

It was such a shame that my body had chosen to faint right then.

[coinflip17]

The porn bots have found me.

[pukicho]

Playing minecraft 

[pukicho]

Breaking rocks and busting cocks

[supersonicman10]

Busting what

[pukicho]

cocks

[coinflip17]

[themo-themo]

Currently watching Wednesday.

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm sorry for the rant" ok but have you considered that I liked your rant?

[asia-is-my-life]

appreciate the beauty of the moment

Art by Tan jiu

[coinflip17]

No one knows of this account in my life - I hardly even use it myself. So I’ll use it for a confession I’m too scared to say aloud.

I think I’m starting to fall in love with my best friend of nearly eight years. But she likes someone else. She always likes someone and it’s never been me. I’m moving away soon. We’ve always been really close emotionally and physically but only ever in a platonic sense - which I’ve never minded and also never will mind.

I don’t know if I’m falling or if I’ve just worried about it so much. But she’s amazing to me, and I just don’t know what to do.

I’m making a gift for her. It’s a journal with all of my written notes related to her from my phone to give to her when I move. Since I know it’ll hit both of us very hard to be apart for the first time ever I thought she’d appreciate something handmade and very personal from me. Rather than just me showing up at her door late at night to gift her favorite flower again.

I’m terrified and I know she won’t ever reciprocate my feelings if they ever fully flesh out. So now I’m just stuck in this limbo of thinking she’s the most wonderful person and also one of the best people to keep as just friends.

We call each other soulmates, I’d hate myself if I fucked that up. I have no hope she’d ever return my feelings. But it’s still such an exciting prospect that I keep hesitating.

If worst comes to worst, I told myself I’ll let myself really recognize and explore my feelings after I move. It’ll be easier to move on with the physical distance and busy schedules.

[omfgbubbline]

you would have loved me if you had met me first

[coinflip17]

Dude I want a film with the same soundtrack following the vibe of the Cinderella and just generally older disney movies. Like the strings? The choir? The grainy sound of it all? That shit fucking SLAPS

[coinflip17]

Life would hate princess bubblegum. They literally make people the same way!