#general dripik

[phantomtoff]

Her chew toy :3

[huntressao3]

Chibi gluk (Dripik) for @phantomtoff

[dirtyoddworldconfessions]

[exoddus]

Yaoi or something idk

[theunknowableslig]

Please explain to me about General Dripik being a hologram, how did you discover this conspiracy? Cause there is no way that Glukk can be a hologram, he's definitely an alien in disguise.

It's refreshing to see open minds in my mailbox for once. I will be talking about this during my next broadcast as well.

I have overwhelming evidence (that the Magog Cartel thought they kept hidden) proving that General Dripik died around 2 decades ago and was replaced with a body double. There are top secret medical records that line up with certain dates in which General Dripik and his SLAVE army would have been returning from several M.R.I (Mudokon Re-location Initiative) deployments. There's no way he could have survived these wounds!! If you check on the "videos" hyperlink on my blog, you will see a compilation I have put together myself that shows the staunch difference in behaviour between General Dorothy Dripik before the deployments and after his alleged "recovery".

That eye patch he wears is fake. Its a microchip, I guarantee it. He says whatever he has been programmed to say. And I can prove that the Brewmaster of SoulStorm Brewery is behind it.

[the-ballad-of-the-shredder]

More oddworld gluk shitpost release

with jokey valentine cards

NSFW memes under the keep reading

[incorrectexoddusantagonists]

[armored-mothlady]

@lair-of-the-white-worm something for ya :)