#director phleg

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Oddworldtober 2025

Day 8 - Bonez

"I AM TOTALLY SCREWED!!!!"

Director Phleg, Bonewerkz CEO.

[exoddus]

Very Serious Business

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[armored-mothlady]

@lair-of-the-white-worm something for ya :)

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Oddworld-tober Day 20: Don’t think

Decided to draw Director Phleg and Morguer today because they’re both cutie patooties and the phrase “Don’t think” makes me think of Phleg. I wonder how theses two got along since Morguer sent the bones from Necrum to Boneworkz

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[incorrect-oddworld-quotes]

Dripik, to Phleg and Aslik: Gentleglukks, on the extremely small chance that Abe guy gets us, there’s a secret I feel I gotta share with you...

Aslik: uh... yes, Dripik?

Dripik: ...I did not care for the Oddmother.

Aslik ...what?

dripik: I did not care for it.

Phleg: How can you even say that!?

Dripik: I did not like it.

Aslik: DR- Dripik, that film is is perfect-

Dripik: Thats what everybody says, its always oH My oO-

Phleg: Robber Dirnero, Al picsshiro, I MEAN-

Dripik: I-

Phelg: MARLBORA BRANDOK???!!!

Dripik: Fine, Fine actors. Didn’t like the movie.

Aslik: but why?

Dripik: couldn’t get into it.

Aslik: Okey, explain yourself, Dripik; what didn’t you like about it?

Dripik: it insists upon itself, Aslik.

Aslik: What??

Dripik: it insists upon itself-

Aslik: What’s that supposed to m-

Phleg: THATS BECAUSE ITS GOT A VAILD POINT TO MAKE! ITS INSTSTANT!!!

Dripik: it takes forever gettin’ there, an- and ya spend six an’ a half hours and- ya know I can’t even remember what happened, I don’t even remember the endin’-

Phleg: YOU FORGOT THE ENDING?!?!?!?!?!

Aslik: How- How can you even say that if you weren’t even paying attention? That doesn’t seem fair-

Dripik: I- I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, an’ I get to the scene where everybody’s sittin in the Eee Zee chairs, and-

Aslik: yes! That’s a great scene. I love that scene! Perfect in every-

Dripik: I have NO idea what they’re talkin’ about. It’s like they’re speakin’ a different language or somthin’. That’s when I black ou-

Aslik: Well you know what??? DRIPIK??? Those characters aRE SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF S U B T L E T Y!! THE LANGUAGE A BRAINLESS, TRIGGER HAPPY, BIG MACHO WANNBE INBRED LIKE YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND!!!!

Aslik: -stops to catch his breath through gritted teeth-

Phleg:

Dripik:

Dripik: ...I liked The Mollah Pit...

Aslik: ...whatever...

Phleg: ...I liked that one, too.

[ohfugecannada]

Who can say fuck: Oddworld edition 2.0

A much needed update to this old meme.

Edit: almost forgot Dripik.