#general gatekeeper

[robertdowneyjjr]

otp: okoye x heimdall

discuss.

[robertdowneyjjr]

Listen, Shuri convinces them to make daily vlogs about their lives and it's literally the greatest thing the world's ever seen. When Heimdall's friend Thor drops in, and cracks a bad dad joke, Okoye does that slow stare of disgust at the camera. T'Challa tries to give Heimdall a shovel talk and he's like, "I'm 2,000 years old and can literally see anything and everything. I know about the skeletons in ur closet." (it's a bluff lol but T'challa leaves anyway) they're the ultimate power couple

the daily vlogs become a part of wakandan popular culture. the citizens tune in for weekly updates like it’s their favorite reality show (it is).

sometimes when t’challa’s dumb and okoye needs to get some leverage she calls up her centuries old asgardian boyfriend like, “give me all the dirt you have on my dumbass king” and heimdall tells okoye all the recent idiotic things that he’s seen t’challa do when he thought no one was watching.

shuri adopts heimdall as another brother and t’challa thinks, great! now she can annoy someone else! except it doesn’t work out that way because heimdall teams up with shuri to pull pranks on t’challa to make okoye laugh and t’challa just wonders what he did in a past life to deserve something like this. he actually says this out loud one day and heimdall’s like, “well actually…” (heimdall doesn’t actually know, but he makes shit up because he thinks it’s funny).

no one wants to piss off either of them because having an all seeing asgardian or a kickass warrior be mad at you is really not a fun time because when they team up you’re basically guaranteed to want to crawl into a hole and sob for four weeks straight.

[robertdowneyjjr]

where in hecc did okoye x heimdall come from what

dshglkhas it was completely random after @rescueironman answered an ask meme thing about okoye and mentioned how she and heimdall are both the only competent citizens serving a dysfunctional royal family, and i was like, “oh shit can we ship okoye and heimdall now” so apparently okoye x heimdall is officially a thing for us now.

they’d be unstoppable tbh i’d let them rule the world bc we know we’d be in safe hands.

[robertdowneyjjr]

okoye threatening to kill her lover with her own hands and "without question" for the sake of her country, and heimdall committing high treason in literally every single thor movie have the EXACT same energy

they have the biggest dick energy. together not even thaddy with all six infinity stones could withstand that much raw power so marvel had to be cowards and deprive us of this ship.

[robertdowneyjjr]

okoye & heimdall?????/ literal power couple, can conquer the world in less than 5 mins. could probably have defeated thanos 1 second into iw if the russos werent cowards

klkdsla;a that’s why the russos had to kill heimdall in the first five minutes of iw because they knew if he made it to wakanda there would be no movie, no avengers 4. okoye and heimdall together is god tier and putting them together would also mean having to show us w’kabi crying in the corner and daniel kaluuya unfortunately just didn’t have time to show up to shoot that day