#genius ideas

[elderscrollsconceptart]

TES survival mode where you get a well rested bonus if you sleep on your left side so your sleep farts come out more comfortably

[callyourmiriam]

they should make a prozac for girls that is exactly the same but the capsules are pink

[etakeh]

Ok but what if cops had to follow the three laws of robotics.

And if they didn't, their collar-bombs would go off ala Wedlock.

[saturnellaa]

concept:

weezer boy ❤️ tally hall girl

[thedigeridontt]

They should make a sleepy lane so people can sleep while driving

[kleinstar]

[ clean ]  

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE .  (NOT ACCEPTING)

your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how

Eiden doesn't know what button he switched on but Wang Yi has gone on a rant. He lost the point pretty fast and Eiden's not sure if the guy knows it himself. Even his hands are talking, swooshing all around with a glue gun. They're gluing some decorations onto SP*T's delivery boxes that should be sent off by tomorrow -- well finishing half of them now should be enough but ... .

" ... "

There's a speck of white on Wang Yi's cheek that's distracting Eiden. He's trying to focus on what's he's saying, maybe he'd figure it out after some intense listening but really it's bothering him so much.

Slow, he reaches out softly pushing his thumb against Wang Yi's cheek. The guy freezes on his touch, eyes widening and cheeks gaining red as he sees Eiden licking off the stuff from his fingers.

And then immediately spits it out.

" ---oh ew it's glue. "

" What did you THINK it was?! "

" Oh you know like c-- "

" FROM WHERE EXACTLY?! "

" You stayed at the toilet pretty long earlier so I figured-- "

Gluegun flies right past Eiden's head.

" YOU FIGURED MY ASS!! THAT WAS BECAUSE OF MY STOMACH!!! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF GUTTER ALREADY!!!! "

He throws in some boxes for good measure.

[baffling-bisexual-quack]

How about 'Spider-man: Homework?'

My dad, giving me ideas that are bullshit but genius 

(make it happen, marvel!)

[a-brain-full-of-stuff-blog]

Gordon Ramsey except instead of insulting people’s cooking he gives them relationship advice, albeit in the same tone of voice