#genius quotes

[auburnandamberangel]

Marius: Armand and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Armand: Sentences.

Marius: Don't interrupt me.

Via incorrect quotes generator - Link here - added Marius and Armands names to person A and B as perfect !

[aloosefangirl]

"Yeetus McYeetus my fling killed the fetus."

- My idiot friend

[unityghost]

Holy Crap

“All invention and creation consist primarily of a new relationship between known parts.”

- Maya Deren

[goosereek]

Shit David says

So I'm in my school's learning support class and there's this boy called David who says the most random shit so I started writing it down and decided to share it. Some of this stuff is gold. Also note that in most of this, there is no context, he just babbles about the most random shit.

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Me: 'David we're gonna make a book about you'

David: 'well that sounds like a bad idea'

'Frozen chicken'

'I LOVE my mothers body'

'I'm a princess'

'I'm pregnant'

'I LOVE my legs'

'Imma kidnap your parrot and take her far far away'

'And that's the reason they took ten million dollars and put ten thousand terrorists against afgamastan'

'If people bowed down to you then how can you rule the whole land'

'And that's how ten thousand of my army is dead and my enemy has two million it's like more than sixty'

'That guys looks pretty hot I bet my rocket launchers are about to fire against America (that inuendo was not intended)'

'Everyone, I make you my killing lasagna. It dosnt make sense, how is there such thing as a killing lasagna? There's a lot of politics in a killing lasagna. What's in a killing lasagna? Poison checkers.'

'I'm not a bracist'

(In the afternoon) 'I love mornings'

'It is I, the prince of gender'

'Pigeons'

Reaching for a bowl of chips 'finally, the prize returns to me'

Watching a documentary about cheetahs 'I love Dalmatians these are like Dalmatians but no spots'

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(To be updated when school starts back and i get more)

WELCOME BACK FUCKS THERE IS MORE

David: ‘I’m gonna teach you how to battle’

Me: ‘ok how do i battle’

David: ‘well basically you throw a card on the group and then you throw a ball’ (once again, innuendo unintended)

[this-in-that]

Quote of the day:

[tofandomhellandback]

"But what the world fails to realize is that a villain is just a victim whose story hasn't been told." -Chris Colfer, The Land Of Stories

[cleverasthedevil-twiceaspretty]

Passion is the genesis of genius.

Galileo Galilei

[wocado]

Talent hits a target no one else can hit ~ @ArtSchopenhauer

Talent hits a target no one else can hit.

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