#bitlife

[moonlit-moss-blanket]

nothing will ever beat this screenshot from a slimecicle stream

white boy ive never seen anyone fuck it up like that

[amazingphil]

it's time for the emotional finale of bitlife!

how i spent $36,861,121

[everythingnowshow]

We recently did a sponsored stream for, and playing, BitLife! Here’s a snippet of our harrowing simulations…

[unicornontop]

[ruler-of-nothing-important]

So noodles was playing bitlife and he let me make some custom names for the lives and thats how we have these:

Dokja’s life was fairly chill and the summary covers everything

Joonghyuk also worked at a fast food joint before moving to bangladesh and becoming a house painter. In bangladesh, he got two pp enlargement surgeries (the first one was botched) and got addicted to drugs.

Sooyoung’s life was so short that the summary covers all the funny stuff

[adelarsims]

oh no 😨

[executioner-wife]

VAN BEING A FIREFIGHTER OHMYGODKCKDKWK

[marvelmaniac715]

Some games on my phone that I think Armand would enjoy with reasons:

Unpacking - a relaxing puzzle game where you unpack a person’s possessions as they move into different houses (one person the entire time), I think he’d like it because it would allow him to be controlling and keep things in order whilst also having a nice aesthetic that I personally find quite soothing

Nightclub Tycoon - a standard tycoon game where you have to earn money to upgrade your nightclub, I just think it would help him to get over his memories of Louis’s messy 1970s era plus it has a fun cartoon art style and bright colours (for stimulation)

Bitlife - a life simulation game that, coincidentally has just added a vampire update (which prompted me to create this list), solely because he’d get to be in charge of the entirety of a character’s life, could be very healing and satisfying for him

Solitaire Associations - Words - solitaire but with words and images, it’s quite mindful and unique so I think he’d enjoy it

IMMORTALITY - a found-footage immersive experience where you look through film clips from the work of an actress named Marissa Marcel who vanished, you have to piece together her story by rewinding the footage from three different films that were ‘made’ from the 60s to the 90s, it feels very French New Wave and Bohemian in places which reminds me of Armand’s aesthetic for the Paris coven’s productions, and (spoiler alert) Marissa might be an immortal being so I think he’d delight in and relate to that as he attempts to unravel the mystery

Roblox - a platform with many different games, I’m certain Armand would find something to enjoy with the wide selection on there

What Remains of Edith Finch - a game where you play as the titular Edith Finch, exploring your abandoned family home to learn more about the untimely deaths of your family members (each told from a first person perspective), it’s both gloomy and uplifting, I just really think he’d vibe with it and enjoy the narrative, especially since his plays in Paris often involved unfortunate deaths