#bitlife

[ode4nonia]

having bitlife is so fucking random because yeah im famous but why is my husband a dildo enthusiast???

one game i was like 7 and i was arguing with my 3 year old sister, and tell me why she pulled up a GRENADE and nearly killed me like excuse me

[analterhumanthing]

WTF

[bitlife-tips]

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[bitlife-tips]

Do you know the Manic Mother challenge is live now in bitlife! Be the first to complete this and get a mestry reward.

[tracyjackss]

[sososoapi]

if i accidentally click the bitlife ad one more time on this freak butt app i’m just gonna have to download it or smth idk 😭😭

[busybee7313]

So a month or two ago, I managed to get struck by lightning in Minecraft without there being a storm. Then I got struck by lightning in Terraria (not as difficult to do, but nevertheless).

And then this happens today

Guys, did I piss off Zeus?

[moonywithatrafficcone]

while i was in the shower i was thinking that every time someone dies it should be summarised like it is in bitlife on their tombstone.

"[insert name] died at the age of 32. They lived a meaningless life. Friends often laugh about how close together their eyes were."

is this making sense or was i hallucinating because of the steam