#bitlife

[adelarsims]

oh no 😨

[moonlit-moss-blanket]

nothing will ever beat this screenshot from a slimecicle stream

white boy ive never seen anyone fuck it up like that

[amazingphil]

it's time for the emotional finale of bitlife!

how i spent $36,861,121

[everythingnowshow]

We recently did a sponsored stream for, and playing, BitLife! Here’s a snippet of our harrowing simulations…

[unicornontop]

[ruler-of-nothing-important]

So noodles was playing bitlife and he let me make some custom names for the lives and thats how we have these:

Dokja’s life was fairly chill and the summary covers everything

Joonghyuk also worked at a fast food joint before moving to bangladesh and becoming a house painter. In bangladesh, he got two pp enlargement surgeries (the first one was botched) and got addicted to drugs.

Sooyoung’s life was so short that the summary covers all the funny stuff

[candicoated]

Those are pretty good stats, should I buy Ringo? 🤔

[executioner-wife]

VAN BEING A FIREFIGHTER OHMYGODKCKDKWK