When you first spot the Apple Tv from across the room, you are intrigued. But you decide to play it cool and to shop around. You briefly encounter a bluetooth connection but decide that it is overpriced and exceedingly rude. Soon you are flirting with the apple tv and of course your family of iPhones, iPods, iPads and dear old macbook and desktop support it. You figure how could things go wrong? How wrong we are. First everything is great! No lags, no download time, soon its the best thing ever. You of course tell all your friends, who are indeed fascinated by this idea of it as well. But soon the apple tv wants to spend more time with other people, thus increasing your waiting time, but you think, "its okay I can get some stuff done". Soon its been over 6 hours, and you start to worry. But then it loads up and everything is peachy. Until next week when a fancy new update is available and of course without even consulting you the apple tv you once new is gone. It seems that an impostor has taken its place. Now you movies never load and when they do, they can't even play the story to the end. Now as you quickly consult your friends looking for any hope you find out they have been deceived too. With stories, of "you have a faulty wii-fi." or stories similar to "if you just follow these 20 half written in latin steps no problem" . Now the apple tv can be bribed into marrying your iTunes, but only with 30 dollars a year. But this is not what you signed up for, you already paid the 100 dollars to have it. And who knows how long until you are forced into paying its debts. Without any hope of ever watching your movies on a tv you quickly descend into despair. Until like a white knight the bluetooth saves you, from your pit of despair. While you leave the apple tv, sitting in the box (because nobody will buy it off of you), you and the bluetooth live happily ever after. And your sister settles quite happily for her SHAW ON DEMAND, because she does not need all of the unlimited movies at once, she is perfectly happy with just the 5,000 films to chose from, instead of the 10,000 that you require. And well Mary, poor mary, is just a slave to her netflix.
This is my little rant about apple tv because i can't even lodge a complaint with the company itself. I hope it made you smile, and i hope to god you don't purchase an Apple tv because just like George Wickham although its sexy and compact it will only break your heart. I'm tagging well known people to help spread the word. I love apple products, and this is why I am discussing this on tumblr because everyone else i know loves pcs and I can not handle people being well its because its a mac…etc.
