#german?

[treasures-and-beauty]

Silver, ivory tankard depicting allegorical figures, XVII century, The Hermitage Museum

[scarletbees]

hi nonexistent tumbr audience, im learning german. if u know german u should send a girly some movie/book recs :3333

[jeff-the-acountant]

I’m still learning German, so I apologize if this is wrong but

So the words for humid and gay are the same except for the umlaut…

But if it’s June and you were to say it’s schwul outside, would you be wrong????

Because, it is kinda gay out there…

[solrosan]

Added another language to Duolingo today to not feel like a complete loser for spectacularly failing at Korean. So far it's been a really good experience because a) I am surprised by how much Japanese I still know and b) Korean Duolingo gives you fuck all compared to some other languages, so perhaps I'm not a total idiot.

[astranne]

The circle of life and death

so. 

I had an idea. What if Life and Death have personalities and are like gods? yk, the creators of humans, earth and all this shit

And naturally they are the absolut opposites of each other, but also lovers. Ugh, so creative :/

But there comes more. Life and Death need each other, but also need distance. They can’t life with each other, more have little meetings and dates all over the world? 

They both can create and destroy, but yeah, all the dying shit is still Death’s job and the creating stuff Life’s. And they are lonley, so each one created a “child”. Death has a son now and Life a daughter. And their children help by work, like saving lifes, collecting souls and yeah...

And one day, the son and the daughter met. Naturally they must go to the human world, probably in the middle Ages, kings want to marry this beautiful and absoulutly kind girl/woman? (idk like young adult) and women are drooling over this dark, broody man, trying to seduce him and stuff. Much drama, many fights and just like their parents/creators they attract each other. 

Death and Life know, bitch, they know everything and are just happy that their children are (almost) happy. Like they are still trying to find each other.

And yeah, happy end? But like their parents they need each other but still need to be on distance? So not really happy ending? Idk

If someone sees this, and is a writer, you can use this idea, because I don’t have the time right now to write another story ._.

Just tag me, because I would love to read this as a story! (Or HC... or oneshot... or a drawing... I don’t really care)

Masterlist

[splemonocracy]

I have other collections as well

Take this one, my collection of attractive, stressed out swiss/german doctors

[kuro-tenshi]

Why?!

Why did they have to change the cute name Mikaela into Mikael in the german version?!?!

Do they really think, he sounds more like a male now?