#get a dog

[reality-detective]

Get a dog, they said 😂😂😂

[mourge]

oh my god he put all his old videos back up too, EXCEPT the ones that were specifically mentioned in hbomb's video. class act. i'm not watching his new fucking video

[jenbunny-star]

So I don’t use dating apps, it’s just not my thing, but kudos to anyone who’s successfully navigated them. Anyway, I was out late last night just walking my dog, and this cute guy stopped and was talking to me and petting her. He was about to walk away, when he stopped and asked if I was single, then proceeded to ask for my number. lol. He was really nice, so I gave it to him, but just glad that people are still taking chances out there and not just on apps or online.

And tell me why cute dudes always ask me for my number when I’m not dressed the best, my hair is messy, and I’m not put together in the moment? 😂😂😂

[hyperfixationsstation]

tobin and dog 😭🥹

im so excited for this drop

[deliciousturtleblog]

[natigail]

Get a dog thoughts | 29.12.20

Phil: This is the time though, if you're missing Steve, why not get yourself a dog.

Dan: Oh, you're just jumping in and saying what every single person listening is thinking right now? Alright, Dan and Phil, life journey, you got a house, next up: dog, next up: you're going to die of old age. Then you're going to have your granddad, I mean, your grandson and then the grandson is going to move to the city with his boyfriend and then we're going to watch their lives and BOOM it's the Sims. They want to see life move fast when they look up to these public figures, Phil.

Phil: Grand-dog. Ehm... okay. Oh, the camera is about to stop recording.

Dan: Let's restart that. Is this an exclusive for the stereo listeners?

Phil: Yeah.

Dan: It is. So we have a DSLR that turns itself off every half hour.

Phil *sarcastic*: It's super convenient because it doesn't make a noise when it stops. It's just like, I've stopped.

Dan: I'm going to die now.

Dan and Phil *in sync*: Yeah.

Phil: So I'm recording again.

Dan: Same.

Phil: And I'm going to press... Press? Clap. I'm going to clap.

Dan *lovingly mocking*: I am going to press and clap.

*weird sounds*

Phil: Stop!

Dan: Jesus that was aggressive. We're fine.

Dan: No, we need to do it again. Hey, siri, set a timer for 29 minutes.

Siri: 29 minutes starting now.

Dan: Shout out to Australian man Siri with his sexy voice.

Phil: I've got Irish sexy man Siri on my phone but you've chosen an Australian for the house.

Dan: Yeah.

Phil: That was the war of the Siris. Anyway, people saying, get a dog. I still don't know if we have the emotional responsibility to look after a dog. We're trying with the house plants. They're thriving more than they were but it's such a huge responsibility, you're going to take care of.

Dan: Responsibility? Speak for yourself. For you, it's responsibility to manage the life. For me, it's the emotional investment that scares me.

Phil: Oh, yeah.

Dan: I'm not going to try to physio analyse myself too deeply as a person.

Phil: Yeah.

Dan: When we got the fish, I had anxiety dreams about the fish for about a week. Every single night for a week, I had a nightmare that this fish had flopped onto the floor and I woke up like *unintelligible loud noises* and people don't care about these fish, they're like imma put it in a shoe, and I'd give this fish so much life. I love this fish.

Phil: Stop.

Dan: I care so much for it, and the idea of a dog? I don't know, man. It scares me.

Phil: I mean, that is a thing but also you know you can't be afraid.

Dan: You can't be afraid to live and love.

Phil: I want to love they little dog.

Dan: You need to open yourself up to a dog. For you, you need to remember feed and walk the dog.

Phil: I do, I think I would.

[rosettyller]

i don't usually like it when characters get married and have kids, but i liked it in the hunger games because katniss went from 'i could never have kids when they're gonna grow up starving and in the draw for the Hunger Games' to feeling safe enough to have kids in mockingjay

[peanutbutterworm]

literally if u cant ever get up in the morning and you can, GET A CAT like please get a cat u have no idea. how fucking annoying my cat is in the morning. she just walked all over me, licked my arm (after biting it) and shoved her face under the covers. she said this is MY time now GET UP. and of course i haven’t gotten out of bed, that is an entirely different story, but im sure as shit not going back to SLEEP