#get phat

[obscurevideogames]

Any images of the gba game No Rules: Get Phat?

[lagrenouillere]

[vgprintads]

“No Rules: Get Phat”

EGM,  November 2001 (#148)

Oh, dear. Here’s a branded, cheesy hip-hop-themed platformer starring everyone’s least favorite baditute-filled-DJ-skateboarding-alien-hunting-whiter-than-sour-cream-t-shirt-gangsta-mascot, One Eye Jack! How’d he lose that eye? I dunno, maybe something lame: like he got hit with a tennis ball or just lost a battle with some Crazy Glue.

Say, anyone remember that old Shockwave game “DJ Fu: Wax Attack”? Seeing this ad makes me remember how much I played that game as a kid, and I’d reckon it was better than this shite.