Recap of the phone calls coming in so far:
male (sounding drunk - slurring his words): I was told not to call 911 anymore, but I need to report someone breaking in.
Me: ok. What's your address?
Drunkard: oh, I don't want to give that to you
Me: ok, then why are you calling 911?
(He ended up giving me his information in Lansdale)
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Female called & wants to file a police report because someone put her chair in the bushes in Hatfield Twp
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Male caller: I need to report a suspicious vehicle
Me: ok, what's the address or intersection?
Male: (gives intersection in Lower Merion TWP)
Me: ok. What's going on there?
Male: a black BMW was following me & then turned off
Me: ok. How long ago were they following you?
Male: between 2000 & 2015
(Time is now 2104)
Me: 45 minutes ago? Did you want to see an officer?
Male: no, I just want to report a black BMW...
Me (cutting caller off): right, but this was 45 minutes ago. If this happens again, call us right away so we can try to catch up with the vehicle.
54 year old woman in Lower Merion Twp just called complaining of her "genital region" hurting... I wanted to say, "You're a woman; you don't have genitals. You have a vagina." But I didn't...
***** what is going on tonight???? People are nutty!!!