#getting nothing done

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Etsy witches are working over time and what are we??? Tumblr Wizards falling down on the job

[gojinka]

Miaullyx and Bylkaff go to a gas station covered in clothing that obscures their faces in the human world, and Bylkaff goes (in an attempt to act natural) EARTH IS WONDERFUL TODAY! HELLO! HOW ARE YOU! WOW! (Very loudly) WE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A PURCHASE! and proceeds to attempt to buy snacks with gold coins, and then when they’re denied, Miaullyx goes “oh, wait! here, let’s just trade this for american coin please” and places a very giant rusty sword on the counter.

[suzypfonne]

They should invent a kind of day off where I don't have to choose between actual rest and getting necessary stuff (grocery shopping, laundry etc) done.

[dragoni]

These House Bills benefit all Americans. 

Mitch McConnell, democracy demands that you allow Senators to vote. It’s their constituents who will decide their fate NOT you. 

#McConnellGraveyard

[lumikatdraws]

*fingerguns* I’ll be here all night

[danddfan-madeconcepts]

“How to get nothing done, while doing work” (item idea)

Here’s one for you DM’s that want a book that seems to provide benefits but doesn't.

Appearance: A large brown book that has had most of its title obscured, the only words that are visible are “doing work”

Description: This book, made by a comedian, provides no advantage to it’s reader. It’s a pretty dry satire that most would not be able to tell, unless told beforehand. Any information in this book is off far enough to where it can’t be used correctly.

Attribute: Can be read

[vegalume]

So I painted this on the corner of my work table instead of working on my fan fics. Yeah... I’m productive today.

[dragoni]

100+ House Bills are waiting for a Senate Vote #McConnellGraveyard

#MoscowMitch is worse than the Grim Reaper — he’s a Threat to Democracy

"If I'm still the majority leader of the Senate after next year, none of those things are going to pass the Senate. They won't even be voted on. So think of me as the Grim Reaper: the guy who is going to make sure that socialism doesn't land on the president's desk.", Mitch McConnell

🌊 #DitchMitch  #VoteDemocrat  #BlueSenate2020