#gf yearning

[honeybearjoonie]

I’ve never kissed anyone before but I know if I did I would smile into it.

[balkanradfem]

I had to go to the post office today and there was this gorgeous woman on the other side of the counter, she had very short hair, blue eyeliner, earrings and looked super hot in her uniform, she was also exceedingly helpful, I did not have all the info I needed but she just made something up every time I didn’t know some data and I became super flustered very soon... but since she was like in her 50s and I’m still 29 I felt too cowardish to ask her out... so I just complimented her earrings on the way out and she grinned at me.

I spent the rest of the day imagining how our first date would have went, and it turns out I have no tact, I would have ruined that date immediately lmao. Also wish I was more brave! But if I express interest in a woman and she looks at me like “ur a smol child go back to school”.. that would bum me out. 

Is there any lesbian in 50s following me? Would it feel ridiculous to be asked out by a 29yr old? (or are you all already married anyway)