#ghost amber

[sesiondemadrugada]

Ghost Amber (Tim Graham, 2021).

[greghatecrimes]

objectively i know the amber in s5 is a hallucination of her constructed by house’s mind. HOWEVER. it makes everything so much funnier if you imagine it’s actually amber’s ghost haunting his ass from beyond the grave

[nonfilms]

2022 (the year of “Soylent Green”) began with festival cancellations and general malaise, but ended with an outpouring of great cinema. Here are the favorite films we were lucky enough to catch (mostly) in-person. Seek these out at your local theater or at your earliest convenience. 1. The Novelist’s Film (Hong Sangsoo) 2. All the Beauty and the Bloodshed (Laura Poitras) 3. The Civil Dead (Clay Tatum) 4. The Eternal Daughter (Joanna Hogg) 5. Butterfly in the Sky (Bradford Thomason, Brett Whitcomb) 6. Return to Seoul (Davy Chou) 7. The Super 8 Years (Annie Ernaux, David Ernaux-Briot) 8. Crimes of the Future (David Cronenberg) 9. Showing Up (Kelly Reichardt) 10. Ghost Amber (Tim Grabham) 11. The Banshees of Inisherin (Martin McDonagh) 12. Learn to Swim (Thyrone Tommy) 13. Decision to Leave (Park Chan-wook) 14. Vortex (Gaspar Noé) 15. Actual People (Kit Zauhar) 16. Aftersun (Charlotte Wells) 17. Funny Pages (Owen Kline) 18. Tár (Todd Field) 19. Cane Fire (Anthony Banua-Simon) 20. Quantum Cowboys (Geoff Marslett) 21. Happer’s Comet (Tyler Taormina) 22. Sr. (Chris Smith) 23. Fire of Love (Sara Dosa) 24. The Tsugua Diaries (Maureen Fazendeiro, Miguel Gomes) 25. Neptune Frost (Saul Williams, Anisia Uzeyman) 26. Descendant (Margaret Brown) 27. The Cathedral (Ricky D'Ambrose) 28. Eternal Spring (Jason Loftus) 29. Sam Now (Reed Harkness) 

[greghatecrimes]

The concept of Ghost Amber will not leave me alone, so I give you this:

After being tormented by Amber and his subconscious through the end of s5, House goes to the psych ward to get rid of “The Amber Hallucination” once and for all. He thinks he’s finally succeeded and put it to rest when he comes out in s6… only to finally return to PPTH and have Ghost Amber pop right back up while he’s talking to the ducklings about their first case back. She’s smiling like the cat that got the canary, smug that she actually drove him insane enough for him to come off of Vicodin. House, unnerved, thinks he’s hallucinating and tries to ignore it while throwing his tennis ball at the wall. Ghost Amber is not fond of being ignored, and so she reaches out and grabs the ball before House can catch it. Every single one of the ducklings watches with wide eyes as the ball hovers in midair for three full seconds and then drops to the ground.

(Wilson comes into the room a minute or two later only to find it eerily silent, and asks “why do all of you look like you’ve just seen a ghost?”)

[greghatecrimes]

anyone want more ghost amber crack headcanons. might type up the ones floating in my head when i have more energy.