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[texting]

dew: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

aether: language!

phantom: yeah! watch your fucking language!

swiss: okay, who taught phantom the fuck word?!

rain: “the fuck word”

mountain: are you stupid? you guys use the f word all the time!

aurora: oh my god he censored it.

swiss: say fuck, mountain.

cumulus: do it, mountain. say fuck.

cirrus: boys… which one of you keeps opening the bags of baby carrots to put one big carrot inside?

dew: what?

swiss: who would do that?

rain: more importantly, why would someone do that?

phantom: maybe they needed adult supervision…

cirrus:

cirrus (under her breath): it’s every fucking day with him

#oh bug #smooth brain buggy boy #he’s so silly #filled with whimsy and glitter #phantom ghoul #cirrus ghoulette #the band ghost #shitghosting #incorrect ghouls quotes #twinksalad #quotesalad

dew: rain and i are so in love, we even share a toothbrush

rain: we WHAT?

#chaos boyfriends #dew is… weird #rain is locking his NEW toothbrush up from now on #the band ghost #nameless ghouls #dewdrop ghoul #shitghosting #incorrect ghouls quotes #rain ghoul #ghost incorrect quotes #twinksalad #quotesalad

phantom: dew, you gotta help me! i told cirrus i would make dinner tonight, but i have NO idea how to cook! i don’t even know how to use the oven!

dew (eating cereal for his third meal of the day): and you thought i could help?

#oh bug #two idiots #asking dew was definitely not a good idea #he’s panicking okay?#the band ghost #dewdrop ghoul #shitghosting #incorrect ghouls quotes #phantom ghoul #twinksalad #quotesalad

dew (talking to sister imperator): with all due respect, which is none

#copia’s little guard dog #he HATES her #dewdrop ghoul #sister imperator #the band ghost #shitghosting #incorrect ghouls quotes #quotesalad #twinksalad

dew: love is for losers and the weak

mountain: you are quite literally making a valentine for rain right now…

dew (pointing the hot glue gun at mountain): you’re on thin fucking ice

#dew is secretly a romantic at heart #he’s actually not allowed to use the glue unsupervised #hence why mounty is there #rain would normally supervise… but #the last time he used it unsupervised he glued phantom to the toilet seat #the band ghost #dewdrop ghoul #shitghosting #incorrect ghouls quotes #twinksalad #quotesalad #mountain ghoul

[shortly after phantom is summoned]

dew (raging and yelling): I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!!

phantom (whispering): why is he so upset? should i be scared? what is going on??

aether (also whispering): oh, this is normal for a tuesday

phantom: ???

aether: don’t worry, you’ll get used to it!

#dew is kinda scary sometimes #he’s actually just a massive brat #phantom is terrified of him at first #the band ghost #dewdrop ghoul #shitghosting #incorrect ghouls quotes #phantom ghoul #aether ghoul #twinksalad #quotesalad

phantom: let’s watch shark boy and lava girl!

rain: sure bug

phantom: and we can make out during the scary parts!

rain: the-

rain: the scary parts?

phantom: yeah!

rain: the scary parts… of shark boy and lava girl?

#oh bug #he scares easy #he also just likes rain #he’s looking for an excuse to cuddle #the band ghost #nameless ghouls #shitghosting #incorrect ghouls quotes #phantom ghoul #rain ghoul #quotesalad #twinksalad

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