Character Analysis: Max and Lumpy
Hey guys. With more gameplay videos coming in of This Time It’s Virtual, I wanted to take some time with it to try and pinpoint when does Max change his views about Lumpy canonically. Spoilers under the cut:
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Character Analysis: Max and Lumpy
Hey guys. With more gameplay videos coming in of This Time It’s Virtual, I wanted to take some time with it to try and pinpoint when does Max change his views about Lumpy canonically. Spoilers under the cut:
This Is Highly Unlikely and Only In Fanfiction BUT
Imagine these guys for Poker Night at the Inventory 3:
GASP! The attacker is unaffected!
I’ve Connected The Dots!
Usually I would put this under a cut, but I don’t know if it would work or not especially with the screenshot size, so I’m just going to put this
This Time It’s Virtual Spoilers:
(Edit: This got long, so I’m putting a cut anyway)
Sam, Max, and River Ideas for my 21 Freelance Street AU
Sam patting River on the head and praising them. Gentle instant Dad.
Max doing everything he can to either exploit or get rid of Lumpy.
Sam being concerned for River’s health and well-being in general. Like: “Maybe we do need some dinner cooking skills. I don’t think feeding the cadet Glazed McGuffins and Dr. Dill’s is safe for em.” And then we see Max feeding River said items while the both of them are a little chubby.
River hiding their water powers from Sam and Max shenanigans with the two being oblivious about it for the first and second Act.
After their day out, Max goes back to insulting and “hating” River, but he knows more about them now and tries to accommodate for them including carrying bottles of fresh water with him. He also encourages River to be themselves every chance he gets.
The Freelance Police and Lumpy having a dance party together.
River gets a self-indulgent dream sequence once:
One day, they have to do Office tasks again because Sam has to type some reports up and Sam and Max have been tired from a previous late night case and they constantly ask River for help. Mostly clean up, keep them cool, and giving them food and drink.
Over time, the Freelance Police grow inch by inch and get more demanding. River chalks it up as their anxiety speaking.
It turns out that the previous case gave Sam and Max side effects. So behold: Giant Sam and Max.
River’s freaking out because one) special interest. Two) If they get overexcited, their water powers would be noticed. And three) The Commissioner might get angry if the Freelance Police goes on a city rampage and he definitely blames them.
Meanwhile, Giant Sam feels bad for overwhelming the cadet the whole day and wants to make it up to them by taking care and pampering them instead. Giant Max just wants to play. So there’s two giants looking for their tiny cadet while River is just running around and hiding from them.
Did I mention rampage?
Sam and Max do find River and grab them. “Junior, you took care of us and now we’ll take care of you!” Giant Sam legitimately wants to repay River’s kindness and hard work by making sure they are okay, fed, having fun. Meanwhile, Giant Max discovers that River likes giants and immediately uses it to his advantage.
Just two giant dads and their tiny nonbinary kid. Isn’t that too much to ask?
This Time It’s Virtual Predictions
A new screenshot for the game dropped on Twitter and I was losing it. But now after a few days, I began to think about why it’s there in the first place. The screenshot and my predictions under the cut:
Sam and Max Fandom: Freaking out over Sam and Max’s Exes
Me the absolute Fool and Weirdo: “I’m going to simp for the giant lagomorph even though he Can and will destroy me on sight! I’m also going to make his wolfhound husband giant one day, play with his vices again, and eventually figure out how to write Poker!”
TTIV Max Appreciation
As screenshots are coming out and people are finding out lore in the game, I’m just going to indulge on my hyperfixation again because I’m not feeling well at the moment and it’ll help me with my writing.
Screenshots and spoilers under the cut: