short list of things i got this valentine’s day
way more chocolate than i know what to deal with
white roses!!!
cookies
new computer mouse
a salmon. a whole ass salmon, tank and everything
a doll that is probably haunted
vip water park tickets
two whole cakes
literal food poison, thank you serenity, you tried your best
ana smiled, that was enough for me
if i had a dollar for every blade shaped chocolate i have received, i’d have exactly two dollars, which is weird, but it happened
i think i just inherited rome?? why is nobody talking about romulus’s return gift, like ???
actual food poisoning, thank you kotarou, you tried your best
a bunch of magical items that i should definitely hide before the mage’s association comes knocking
dragged on a not-date with gilgamesh? what else do i call a nighttime river cruise lit by floating candles but just between king and his retainer, bro
