Sep 28, 2019
Fairy Godmother: If you see someone catch on fire, do you a) do nothing, b) roast them on a spit, or c) seek help for them immediately?
Gil: *raises his hand enthusiastically*
Fairy Godmother: *points to him* Gil!
Gil: I don’t know if you know this, but I’m allergic to fire, so I can’t do any of those things.
Fairy Godmother: Uhh, Gil, sweetie? I believe you’re not “allergic” to fire.
Gil: But my skin turns all red and itchy and it hurts when I touch fire!
Fairy Godmother: Let me ask you something: When one touches fire, what do you think happens to them?
Gil: They evaporate from the heat??
Fairy Godmother: No no. Sweetie, they burn.
Gil: ... Oh, they must be allergic to fire as well.
Fairy Godmother:
