Gilded Shadows Pole Dancing headcanons
He can bend and touch his toes and that’s about it
Now i will say he’s not hopeless but
Flexibility is not his strong suit
Van makes fun of him for it and he pays no mind to it
Back in the day, Jack betted that Caleb couldn’t do it and Jack could do it better
It’s one of his most embarrassing memories as he ended up doing better than anyone thought
Ari knows tho and Caleb almost strangled him
The one who introduced it to the others
Most likely knew how to before them
Likes doing it to show off, so sue him
Agile and flexible, keeps him nimble
Either he is shockingly amazing at it
Or he almost broke a bone in an attempt
Yes, he has the looks and ability
But he wants nothing to do with the pole, be it exercise or fun
But was egged on to do it by Wynter
He was bad at it at first but he couldn’t bring himself to not continue
So now he knows how to work the pole and he’s not embarrassed by the face
You know that video of the ballerino doing pole dancing?
It's so beautiful and for what
Like it's so elegant and graceful???
Actually really likes doing it
Definitely will break his hip
He’s just watching over for Ari and Magnus in case they break something
Does it and likes it secretly
Never shuts up about it i think