#gilderfuck

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

gilderoy loving aesthetics and being the most beauitful guy ever vs hornkus who is……a malicious little teenage white boy

[ang3ls-666]

Hornkus Binglefuck crackfic already at over 1000 words

Him, Peter and Gilderoy are about to fuck

[cool-fried-fish]

headcanons ❌

horkanons ✅

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

gilderfuck practicing kissing or smth and gilderoy claims its not gay because it’s just him practicing for when he’s with a woman and hornkus binglefuck claims its not gay because hes just helping a friend ofc

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

gilderoy and hornkus would just talk about themselves and how much they love themselves and then get more and more upset when the other doesnt feed into their delusions

[ang3ls-666]

hear me out on gilderbinglerat or just gilderfuck i love them

I think they are an evil evil thing but I WANT THEM

Gilderbingrat HCs!

-gilderoy and hornkus are constantly complaining about being the least well liked and it rubs off on peter so the three of them meet to have long bitching sessions about their friends

-hornkus claims it’s not gay because there’s three of them

-gilderoy claims it’s not gay because ‘all the ladies love me’

-Peters just given up on them and is fuelling their delusions now

-Peter and hornkus think it’s funny to refer to gilderoy as ‘their third’ and he hates it

gilderfuck HCs

-they both love to talk about each other but in wildly different tones

-hornkus would get gilderoy into crypto except he knows nothing about it and they lose all their money

-oooh wait this is when Peter comes in he’s the king of side quests so he lets them live with him until they get jobs

-anyway

-gilderoy pretends to hate hornkus’ style but really he finds in endearing and also is secretly glad that he’s always the most stylish in the pair

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

i love gilderfuck im glad i created it😼😼 theyre the same egotistical people theyd be in love with themselves and fuck each other over itand do mirrorsex or smth

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

Fave mwppera rarepairs? (non-evan since u talk abt him a lot so it’s kinda obvi witch ones u like).

im dying at the non evan😭😭is it rlly THAT obvious who my favourite character/ships are—my absolute favourites are moonrose and sunrose but yk

anyways, i dont rlly know what mwppers means but im just assuming its some form of marauders era sooo here they are not necessarily in order

dorlily

marylene(i dont know if this counts as a rare pair but its not the biggest wlw ship so)

rosewater

SAINTCHASER. I LOVE THEM SM

cant remember the ship name rn but rabastan x evan i LOVE @rustytyperwriter got me into them

moonchaser

prongsfoot(once again, not the biggest rarepair but yk)

moonkiller

gilderat

sydora

pebil

does gilderfuck(gilderoy x binglefuck) count?

those are all i can think of for now—the top three are probably my real favourites and then the rest are ones i just thoroughly enjoy. but im someone who you can put me onto any ship so