#bingleposting

[evil-twink-reg]

BINGLEBOY FOR BEGINNERS

have you been scrolling on tumblr dot com seeing posts about some “hornkus binglefuck” deeply confused as to who this new blorbo is? then you’re in luck bc i’m going to try to compile all my knowledge into this post

his origins:

it’s literally just this screenshot that @lilly-starx posted and we ran with the name

who is hornkus binglefuck?

literally any interpretation of his character is valid there is no canon

generally agreed to be barty crouch jr’s evil twin/doppelganger/mirror dimension self/clone (but he’s ginger ofc)

my personal fav is that he was one of pandora’s experiments on barty gone wrong and now he’s just a fucked up clone

also generally agreed to be the absolute worst guy

im talking insufferable, no deodorant, stupid, loud as fuck, piece of shit, horrible taste in fashion and music

if you want him to have a dad the name is slopman binglefuck (i think there was a mom name that was like pesticide or smth but i can’t find it)

who do we ship our dear bingleboy with?

literally anyone

binglekiller - him and barty

bingleman - him and grant chapman from atyd (@ang3ls-666 is the ceo of this)

binglerosekiller - him x barty x evan

ive seen a dedicated binglechaser fan - him and james

binglerat - self explanatory

bingleroy/gilderfuck - him and gilderoy

binglegilderat - him x peter x gilderoy

binglefletcher - him and mundungus fletcher (sometimes add barty for the shitty name club)

LITERALLY ANYONE YOU CAN THINK OF

(binglefreaks feel free to add on anything i missed)

[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

hornkus: in my hometown there is a saying that means "love is just around the corner".

hornkus: i come from a neighbourhood with a lot of prostitutes.

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Wait new Hornkus origin story

What if Barty died in some freak accident so Pandora was tryna bring him back but she didn't want to accidentally put the wrong spirit in Barty's body so she dug up some random dead ginger dude and he was her prototype and she didn't bring back Barty but a version of Barty from a different universe which is why Hornkus is like Barty but also slightly different

And then she brought back real Barty in Barty's body so now we've got like 1 and a half Bartys running around

[starcliffenthusiast]

so what is hornkus binglefuck's nickname? horny?

[bingle-official]

replaying portal 2 and

yeah they're lesbians

[emotional-traffic-cone]

idk how to write the marauders being mean to hornkus in a funny way instead of a bullying way 😭😭

[hornkus-binglefuck-official]

In honour of pride month, do we have a headcanon for what hornkus is? Like he's the in the marauders fandom and he's bartys doppelganger, I highly doubt he straight but what is he?

[longlaegs]

I like to imagine hornkus binglefuck is just barty's insufferable alter ego Jekyl and Hyde style. Like something slightly inconvenient happens to barty and all of a sudden he is an obnoxiously American teenage boy with spongebob crocs. He just shows up to potions one day as binglefuck with no explanation and doesn't remember it afterwards