#ginalinetti

[b99incorrectquotes]

Jake: None of those words are in the Bible! Gina: Psalm 119:105. “And Jesus said unto his followers, should a manlet incel attempt to mansplain the blockchain to a girlboss, may she waste his time and yassify his blorbos” Jake: HE DID NOT FUCKING SAY THAT!

[anomalyhill]

Rosa: *chugs coffee*

Gina, mumbling: That was hot.

Rosa: what

Gina: what

[walkingtalkinglibrary]

capt. Raymond Holt, the brash young detective

capt. Raymond Holt, the one who measures a ruler, with another ruler

capt. Raymond Holt, the epitome of security and an aggressive fondness of classical music

capt. Raymond Holt, the one who is dancing the revolution

capt. Raymond Holt, holding a warm cup of analytical parenting

capt. Raymond Holt, a vessel of pent up emotions

captain Raymond Holt, the one who is truly the commanding captain of the ninety ninth precinct, sharing the core its and bits of his squad.

[jinanya]

I've had this meme for a while and I thought i'd share it

[lovinqlinetti]

Doctor: can you rate the pain on a scale from one to ten?

Gina: oh definitely a zero, don’t recommend it at all

[pameluhr]

[dianettiaxe-blog]

girlfriends have life styles

[capybara-lover00]

Reasons why my roomate is actually Gina Linetti

- she says she doesn’t know what to study in university because she will be the best at anything she tries

- she says she only takes showers to look at herself naked in the mirror

- she feels bad for other people cause she thinks she will always out do them in life

- she accepted a date for valentines only because she wanted chocolates. The man paid for the whole meal at a fancy restaurant, but she got incredibly mad and eventually blocked him on all social media because he didn’t bring chocolates

- the only social media she ever checks is Tinder, and her favorite hobby is to look pretty for man and woman to chase her

- she likes to date people that are not in university because she likes to be smarter than them

- while being high she texted our university dorm director to ask for a couples apartment for us, and now we are fake dating cause she wanted to live in a better appartment without paying extra

- her favorite hobby is sex store shopping

- she bought an extra mirror for her room to look at herself on different angles

And many, many more.

This girl is the person with the smallest ammount of common sense i ever met, i swear (i still love her more than anything, and she is by far the best and most interesting roomate I ever had)