#raymondholt

[pameluhr]

[captain-zeta]

Oh mama

[wetpizza]

So Andy has been asking for years to film an episode of B99 where Jake is locked in a supply closet and can't get out and I homestly want to see it lmaooo

[jakeperalta81]

I annoyed him for weeks to take this photo with me AND he smiled (i think?) Can someone say "Best captain EVER"?

We were also trapped in Satans sweaty pit so he literally couldn't escape me no matter how hard he tried. There was no hope

[brooklyn99portugal]

🎶 taran tan tan ran 🎶 _____ 🇺🇸 Welcome to the first and main account about #Brooklyn99 in Portugal! 🇵🇹 Bem-vindo a primeira e principal conta sobre #BrooklynNineNine em Portugal! 

[t0o-m4ny-f4nd0ms]

REPEAT AFTER ME:

Cheddar is a thick king and not some common bitch! Cheddar is a thick king and not some common bitch! Cheddar is a thick king and not some common bitch! Cheddar is a thick king and not some common bitch! Cheddar is a thick king and not some common bitch! Cheddar is a thick king and not some common bitch! Cheddar is a thick king and not some common bitch! Cheddar is a thick king and not some common bitch! Cheddar is a thick king and not some common bitch! Cheddar is a thick king and not some common bitch! Cheddar is a thick king and not some common bitch!

[complaints-and-coffee]

Season 5 episode 14 of Brooklyn nine-nine is so beautiful 😍

[jaredandlee]

A TGP AU w/Brooklyn 99 characters!!!

Janet- Terry, constantly refers himself as the third person.

So in this AU, theres Light Terry, Dark Terry and Grey Terry? Which pretty much parallels the Janets. Light wears white long sleeve with suspenders, obviously, and loves to greet others with either "How ya doing?" while poping some chest flex.

Dark wears black lether suit and black glasses, he tends to mock others as a greetings usually with "What up weakling?" as opposed to his hunk bod.

Grey wears pretty much all grey, you cant really tell what hes wearing but you could kinda see a suit and a tie? His arms are always at the side and is very expressionless.

Micheal- Raymond

So Raymond Holt will be the architect, he wont be as boring and deadpan as he is as captain but more cherry and welcoming, well, as welcoming as he can be. He always strives to make things better, even when hes torturing some poor soul to listen to his long rant about anything, hes not happy with his position. Eventually, he made his way up and started a new neighborhood.

Eleanor- Jake

Yes Jake has always been the protagonist in B99, but to me, he's the best option for this role. He's complex, hes childish, hes goofy, hes pretty random.

Chidi- Amy

Smart, would always try to do the right thing and be a problem solver with her books of conflict resolution. She has helped solving many problems but wasnt able to resolve some of her own, like her smoking addiction and her very strict, harsh rules on herself.

Jason- Rosa (Double personality)

At first she seems like a happy go lucky gal and with her cheeryful attitude and constant smiling. But secrectly shes a badass on the other side, she just couldnt show who she was or else others would be very Judge mental.

Tahani- Charles

A world famous foodie and runs his own blog about the different food and his critical feedback. He always gets invited to global food competition but gets over seen easily by his hot cousin.

Shawn- Wunch

The main boss for the bad place leader, but also a pretty good match to oppose Raymond.

Vicky- the Vulture

At first introduced as the real Jake Peralta but was actually a demon that seeks lust and disturbing tinder pics.

Judge Gen- Gina

A sassy deity that has the final say on anything, imagine the judge does more singing and has everything she needs on her phone, including her human wiper outer thingy.