Now it was Ginger's turn to wave her hands. "I like trolls," she said. "As trolls, that is. But you can't seriously mean me to do a romantic scene with a, a, a cliff face."
"Now look here," said Rock, his voice winding up like a pitcher's arm. "What you're saying is, is OK for trolls to be shown bashing people with clubs, is not OK to show trolls have finer feelings like squishy humans?"
"She's not saying that at all," said Soll desperately. "She's not--"
"If you cut me, do I not bleed?" said Rock.
"No, you don't," said Soll, "but--"
"Ah, yes, but I would. If I had blood, I'd bleed all over the place."
Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures















