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Emperor Palpatine has invited himself to High Command Game Night. I don’t know who told him. I certainly did not. What do you suppose we should do?
- General Armitage Hux-Dameron
@pryde-before-the-fall @chromium-siren @stormyourtroopers
P.S. I don’t know if Dameron and I will be able to attend tonight. Our poor IG nanny was attacked by BB-8. BB-8 is fine, but I need to repair the IG.
bred to sleepwalk
Anyone Know Any Good IG Nanny Droid Vendors?
Dameron and I are looking for one for our son. Preferably one with a default “nurse and protect” setting (though I can reprogram it if necessary), bacta spray and the ability to take on an army of at least 30 hostiles should our son be attacked.
- General Armitage Hux-Dameron
@pryde-before-the-fall @stormyourtroopers @chromium-siren @morby
My son’s first word was “hope”. Poe is delighted. I am delighted that he has said his first word, but I don’t know how to break this news to my parents. “Hope” is considered an inappropriate word in the First Order, as it is considered an imaginary concept, and dwelling on fantasy is in poor form.
Update: My mother came in when Poe was coaxing Kaleb to say “hope” again. She gave me a stern look and asked, “What did he just say?” I told her he said, “nope”. She smiled (as much as she can, at least) and told me this was good news as it showed that Kaleb was starting to be assertive.
“He will make good officer material,” she said before leaving to tell Enric this “good news”.
I am now coaxing Kaleb to say something like “TIE” or “AT-AT” for his second word, but he doesn’t seem to be in the mood to learn any more words.
RP Activity Update
OOC: I know I’ve been away with this blog for some time. I’ve been busy and frankly TROS kind of killed my interest in Star Wars for a while. But now that the Mandalorian has gotten me reinvested in this universe and my schedule is relatively free, I’ll be getting back to this.
Also, I’ll be making a separate post on this but I’ve been thinking about expanding the verses I do for this blog. If you’ve been following this blog for a while, you know I have a wildly canon-divergent GingerPilot AU I’ve been working with which I am going to keep moving forward with. However, I would also be interested to do some stuff in other timelines, perhaps some more serious roleplay or other cracky stuff that’s a little more canon. I’ll be posting a list of verses/timelines I’ll be adopting for this blog soon.
Tag game!
Tagged by @pryde-before-the-fall.
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 001: THE OUTSIDE.
𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄: General Armitage Hux-Dameron
𝐄𝐘𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐑: Seafoam green with a hint of battleship grey
𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄 / 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐑: Red with a gentle dose of hair gel for maximum control
𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓: 6' 1"
𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐘𝐋𝐄: Standard uniform
𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄: My hair, at least according to Dameron
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 002: THE INSIDE.
𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒: Being a disappointment, failing my son and husband, letting the galaxy fall into a state of disarray akin to that of the New Republic and Empire or worse, falling off the bridge into the tech pit in front of everyone while in the middle of an important presentation, having to deal with Kylo Ren for the rest of my career
𝐆𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐘 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐄: Affogato + Imperial Romantic Holodramas
𝐁𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐏𝐄𝐓 𝐏𝐄𝐄𝐕𝐄: Tie between Kylo Ren’s Hair and the Knights of Ren bringing mud into the Star Destroyers
𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄: Rebuild the Starkiller Base Renewable Energy Program, snuff out all remnants of the New Republic’s corruption, get my son the best engineering education in the galaxy, retire on a nice planet with a good climate and no dangerous beasts with my husband
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 003: THOUGHTS.
𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏: “Morning already?!”
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓: Everything that’s wrong with this disordered galaxy and whether Dameron and I can fix it by the time Kaleb grows up
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐃: Most of the time I don’t go to bed. When I do, I’m too exhausted to think of anything.
𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐒: Ambition
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 004: WHAT’S BETTER ?
𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐑 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒: I don’t have much experience with either. Most of my first few dates with Dameron took place across the battlefield with many troops and starfighters involved, so I suppose that would be a group date. (Many of them also took place alongside Ren’s battlefield dates. This was not intended as a group date, but Ren always copies my ideas.)
𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃: Loved. Respected.
𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐘 𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒: Brains. Beauty can’t run the First Order.
𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐒: Cats. Millicent is the finest, most fantastic, graceful, beautiful, majestic adorable creature this galaxy has to offer.
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 005: DO THEY . . .
𝐋𝐈𝐄: Yes
𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐒: No Yes
𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄: Not until recently, but Dameron has made me question things. I didn’t say he’d changed my mind, completely, but I’m not absolutely sure anymore... *Cue I won’t say I’m in love*
𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄: I already have the man I want, romantically speaking.
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 006: HAVE THEY EVER . . .
𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐄: Yes. Multiple times.
𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐆𝐒: Not unless you are a fool like @pryde-before-the-fall who believes that caf is a drug. I’ve never done spice or anything like that. Not after I saw what happened to my suitemate at the Academy.
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐍: I tried a few times, to no avail. Now I can’t be bothered. After all, I now have the power to be who I want.
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 007: FAVOURITES.
𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐑: Black
𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐋: Tooka Cat
𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊: The Grand Encyclopedia of Innovations in Tracking Technology and Battlestation Security Fourth Edition by Erso et al.
𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄: Scattergories. If only we could play it without people trying to assassinate each other.
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 008: AGE.
𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄: May 12
𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐄: 38 (OOC: I need to update the ages on my main page I think)
𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 009: FINISH THE SENTENCE .
𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄: my son, husband, Millicent, and thermal oscillators.
𝐈 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋: annoyed.
𝐈 𝐇𝐈𝐃𝐄: a knife or two.
𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒: Starkiller Base.
𝐈 𝐖𝐈𝐒𝐇: for order in the galaxy.
Tagging: @spaceboy-dameron @morby and anyone else who wants to do this
Would anyone care to explain why Dameron and I are now wanted criminals?
Mum just informed me after seeing our names in the target list for her bounty hunters’ guild. “Armie, honey! You’re wanted!” was how she put it. I can’t tell whether she’s proud of me or not. As if I need more on my plate.
- Armitage Hux-Dameron
@stormyourtroopers @pryde-before-the-fall @chromium-siren
The Journal of Armitage Hux-Dameron Vol. II - Entry 35
(I can only hope that this is private. I put a seven-factor authentication system in place, but BB-8 was able to hack it within seconds. That droid is evil.)
I have returned to the Finalizer today. Thus far:
There is a Stormtrooper-shaped hole in the door to our private quarters.
The color-coding system on the Bridge has disintegrated into chaos.
The Resistance is starting to resist us again and has vandalized our sublevels with grotesque paintings of porgs.
My store of extra bitter tarine tea has disappeared. No one can tell me what happened to it.
Ren’s feral Loth Cat, Ani, has crammed his oversized body into Millie’s tooka tree and refuses to come out.
And now, Ren is screaming about how his uncle’s ghost attempted to steal his TIE Whisperer.
I’m almost starting to miss living with my father-in-law.
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