what were the odds
seen from China
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what were the odds
blessed again by tall women today
the giraffe exhibit at the local zoo is such that you can spot their building from a distance, but you'll have to round a corner to actually see the beasts. every once in a while i'll be waiting nearby, and witness something like a pair of dudes walking by, chatting, and as soon as they've passed me one goes "BRO !! GIRAFFES..." like full-on grabbing his bro's arm and with a hand over his mouth. genuinely Flabbergasted while the girls are just chilling doing their weird slow little walk with their smug little faces
we have exported our shitty junk science to ungulates. you just know his ass learned these techniques from a fuckin ghost giraffe
Call me a guitar the way I have a long neck