#giran.

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Giran explaining his reasoning behind recruiting Toga and Dabi like

Giran: *gestures to Toga*

Giran: This one is a suspected serial killer who tried to stab me during our interview.

Giran: *gestures towards Dabi*

Giran: And this one tells the best Yo Daddy jokes.

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So exactly how many times do you think Mr Compress called Giran while he was busy being held captive...

voicemail 1: Hey, Giran, just wanted to check in and see when you may be able to swing by for some repairs on my arm. Thanks.

voicemail 2: Hey, Giran, me again. Maybe you're busy but I could really use some oil or something for this thing. Call me back. Thanks.

voicemail 3: Hey, Giran, we have money, I swear. This thing really needs some repairs. Call me back.

voicemail 4: Giran, I'm serious. Yesterday I accidentally slapped Toga because the elbow is acting up. Get back to me.

voicemail 5: Arm. Repairs. You know what to do.

voicemail 6: Seriously call me back.

voicemail 7: This is getting ridicules. We're still your clients.

voicemail 8: If I was Jin you'd have called me back by now.

voicemail 9: Fine. Don't call me back. We'll find a better broker. One who actually picks up the phone.

voicemail 10: Shigaraki told me we wouldn't be finding another broker and Jin said I should apologies for being impolite. Seriously though, call me.

voicemail 11: Are you dead? Because if you don't pick up soon we might be.

voicemail 12: What kind of broker are you!

voicemail 13: Hey, Giran, just calling to see if this arm has insurance, not that you'll ever call me back.

voicemail 14: We're fighting a giant monster that keeps crying over All For One. We need some assist stat!

voicemail 15: Do I have the wrong number or something?

voicemail 16: static Worst static Broker static Sushi static

voicemail 17: roars of Giga followed by a girlish scream from Mr Compress

voicemail 18: Sorry, butt dial. Seriously though where the hell are you!

voicemail 19: You're the worst. But if you get this, we need portable phone chargers too....call me back.

voicemail 20: That's it. You're fired [Shigaraki in the background: no he's not. Stop calling him. We can't afford shit right now.]

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Giran looking over Dabi's rap sheet: Shoplifting?

Dabi: I forgot to take off the tag

Giran: On the item, you were stealing?

Dabi: No. On the shoes, I paid for

Giran: It says here you were also arrested for killing an endangered species?

Dabi: Yeah...I feel kinda bout that one

Giran: ...No further context. Right then.

Giran: So it seems the only real crime you've committed is calling yourself a "villain".

Dabi: You're the only one calling me that.

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The Holy Trinity Of Giran

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Giran: It's been a while. What were you guys up to?

Mr Compress: If you ever picked up the phone you wouldn't have to ask that question.

Dabi: We went broke

Shigaraki: I found a new gaming system while we looted

Toga: I got a new coat

Spinner: We were nearly killed by a naked giant

Twice: But now he's our friend

Giran:

Giran: That's neat