#kurogiri.

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And so it begins...

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Toga: Is there no one you wouldn't eat?

Moonfish: I wouldn't eat him *points at Shigaraki*

Shigaraki: See, some people can appreciate o' natural

Toga: All it means is that even cannibals find you rancid.

Shigaraki: I took a shower last week

dubious looks around

Shigaraki: Okay two weeks ago.

Giran: *coughs*

Shigaraki: 3 weeks and a day

Kurogiri: It's been a month.

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Twice: our leader is wise, capable, and intelligent

Dabi: Then why can't he figure out how to make a bowl of cereal?

Kurogiri: he's lazy

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The LoV getting ready in the morning

Shigaraki: 30 seconds if he's feeling spicy.

Kurogiri: A solid 45 minutes but that includes showering and other assorted hygienics.

Dabi: Nobody knows. Toga made a comment about how long it must take him to get his tight pants on in the morning and he told her to "get fucked" so there might be truth to that.

Toga: An hour at least. probably more.

Twice: 5 minutes for everything, or 15 minutes total if he throws in a much needed and asked for shower.

Spinner: 1 hour, and that's just the hair. He and Toga gave had all our shove wars over who gets to go first. Shigaraki claims them as the reason he never has time to shower.

Magne: 45 minutes because she's not a gremlin. Oddly enough none of that goes into actually shaving

Mr Compress: He was allowed to get ready at the HQ once and has henceforth been banned..

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Shigaraki: Do you think if we had a catapult we could turn Dabi into a fireball?

Dabi: Fuck no, I have enough scars!

Shigaraki, ignoring to Dabi as he turns to Giran: Can you get us a catapult?

Giran: Of course.

Shigaraki: How much?

Dabi: I said no!

Kurogiri, using his world-class nanny skills: *hands Shigaraki a toy umbrella that they use for the martini's*

Shigarak, squinting at the umbrella: Never mind. I just thought of something even better.

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In honour of the “League Of Friendship” headcanon that seems to be universal in this fandom, I’ve decided to assign my own family/extended family roles to the league.

Kurogiri - Tired dorm head. Not related to anyone but is friends with the Father of one of the children.

Shigaraki - eldest son. spoilt. tolerated.

Dabi - that cousin who's just kinda part of the family, not because you're close with him but because your father knows his father and he lives in the neighbourhood. Nobody knows his last name

Toga - Adopted from a questionable agency. Has a lot of issues. No return policy. Nobody had the heart to kick her out

Twice - Reactive attachment disorder meets golden retriever. Also adopted. Shigaraki swore he would never like any of his new siblings but twice was the only one who said thank you. As if having a roof was a privilege. Big brother with issues.

Spinner - the little brother you think is adorable until he steals your car to reenact Grand Theft Auto.

Mr Compress - actor friend who crashed on your couch six months ago and hasn't left.

Magne - big sister.

Giran - Weird uncle. not related to anyone. Always has great stories. always has a different woman on his arm at parties