Sep 27, 2019
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So exactly how many times do you think Mr Compress called Giran while he was busy being held captive...
voicemail 1: Hey, Giran, just wanted to check in and see when you may be able to swing by for some repairs on my arm. Thanks.
voicemail 2: Hey, Giran, me again. Maybe you're busy but I could really use some oil or something for this thing. Call me back. Thanks.
voicemail 3: Hey, Giran, we have money, I swear. This thing really needs some repairs. Call me back.
voicemail 4: Giran, I'm serious. Yesterday I accidentally slapped Toga because the elbow is acting up. Get back to me.
voicemail 5: Arm. Repairs. You know what to do.
voicemail 6: Seriously call me back.
voicemail 7: This is getting ridicules. We're still your clients.
voicemail 8: If I was Jin you'd have called me back by now.
voicemail 9: Fine. Don't call me back. We'll find a better broker. One who actually picks up the phone.
voicemail 10: Shigaraki told me we wouldn't be finding another broker and Jin said I should apologies for being impolite. Seriously though, call me.
voicemail 11: Are you dead? Because if you don't pick up soon we might be.
voicemail 12: What kind of broker are you!
voicemail 13: Hey, Giran, just calling to see if this arm has insurance, not that you'll ever call me back.
voicemail 14: We're fighting a giant monster that keeps crying over All For One. We need some assist stat!
voicemail 15: Do I have the wrong number or something?
voicemail 16: static Worst static Broker static Sushi static
voicemail 17: roars of Giga followed by a girlish scream from Mr Compress
voicemail 18: Sorry, butt dial. Seriously though where the hell are you!
voicemail 19: You're the worst. But if you get this, we need portable phone chargers too....call me back.
voicemail 20: That's it. You're fired [Shigaraki in the background: no he's not. Stop calling him. We can't afford shit right now.]
Giran: It's been a while. What were you guys up to?
Mr Compress: If you ever picked up the phone you wouldn't have to ask that question.
Dabi: We went broke
Shigaraki: I found a new gaming system while we looted
Toga: I got a new coat
Spinner: We were nearly killed by a naked giant
Twice: But now he's our friend
Giran:
Giran: That's neat
Despite All Might’s pizza delivery disguise, and dramatic entrance the League still orders pizza:
Twice is the only one allowed to answer the door unless Giran is around.
Kurogiri scares people
Dabi outright refused at first, but finally, they cut him a deal where if he answered the door once a year they wouldn’t bug him about it. He agreed. They immediately chose Halloween. Dabi still thinks it was #worthit.
Shigaraki regularly forgets the money on the couch. Once he tried smiling at the guy and just taking the pizza without paying, and when that didn’t work he threatened to decay him. The man nearly soiled himself, dropped the pizza and sprinted into the night.
Magne never tips
Mr Compress keeps them waiting because he talks the guy up a storm. He never tips either.
Spinner tries, but the poor man just looks suspicious.
Toga is someone they’ve come to love, but realize she is an acquired taste that most men just aren’t ready for.
Twice overtips and makes people uncomfortable.
Giran is a normal human being who knows not to hug strangers but he also knows that the league is broke and whoever answers the door pays, so he waits until after the pizza is there.
The LoV getting ready in the morning
Shigaraki: 30 seconds if he's feeling spicy.
Kurogiri: A solid 45 minutes but that includes showering and other assorted hygienics.
Dabi: Nobody knows. Toga made a comment about how long it must take him to get his tight pants on in the morning and he told her to "get fucked" so there might be truth to that.
Toga: An hour at least. probably more.
Twice: 5 minutes for everything, or 15 minutes total if he throws in a much needed and asked for shower.
Spinner: 1 hour, and that's just the hair. He and Toga gave had all our shove wars over who gets to go first. Shigaraki claims them as the reason he never has time to shower.
Magne: 45 minutes because she's not a gremlin. Oddly enough none of that goes into actually shaving
Mr Compress: He was allowed to get ready at the HQ once and has henceforth been banned..
Bored young adults who sometimes do villainous things.
Me in discord
inspired by @quirklless ‘s tags on this hc post
To the day he died Dabi would swear that he in no way agreed to be the only one answering the door on Halloween. Nobody in the blasted league had even celebrated Halloween, except, supposedly Giran-- he told a very disturbing story about running a candy dealing ring as a child. By the end of it, even Dabi was prompted to state, "so...you were just born like this." He wasn't, but some truths were best left untold.
Regardless they agreed that even if the league remained dissolved they would gather on Halloween to watch Dabi suffer through a bunch of kids dressed up as ninja's and pirates, harassing him for candy.
By the time the season rolled they had been reunited for quite some time. In the spirit of everything spooky, Shigaraki chose an abandoned two-story home to occupy as their latest temporary hideout-- it even had a small minibar. And my god, you would not believe how fast Dabi and Giran cancelled their plans to be there. Dabi was at the door before Shigaraki could even hang up the phone. Giran sauntered in a little later through the back, explained that their lock was broken (it hadn't been before his arrival).
In the spirit of things everyone brought a little something:
Shigaraki found the house.
Toga brought enough candy that the mere sight of it would kill a diabetic.
Mr Compress brought the sparkle and flair (he raided an old warehouse for decorations).
Twice made sure everyone actually came (there totally weren't pleading eyes that guilt-tripped you into doing it involved).
Spinner stole a shitload of pumpkins (too many, one might say...two too many).
Dabi brought himself/
Giran gave Dabi a bowtie and insisted he wear it as part of his "costume".
"I already look like a costume." "It's tradition, Dabi." "Fuck tradition. I hate bowties." "It will make you like a classy zombie," Toga pipped up.
He wore the bowtie, but only after Magne bribed him with three shots of tequila and the promise that he only had to keep it on for the first hour. Twice then said he wanted to wear a costume too, even though out of everyone he was the only one who always wore his. Spinner gave him a cleaned, hollowed out carved pumpkin. Twice did the only logical thing and put it on his head. He then declared himself the Pumpkin King of Halloween.
Everyone in the room silently worried that they had accidentally triggered a third personality
Sensing the unease, "just kidding, I'm just me." "And who are you?" Came the most unhelpful Toga. "I- I--" "Who wants laffy taffy!" Magne said in a save so slick that even Giran had the urge to dab in her respect. Twice obviously wanted laffy taffy more than an existential crisis at that moment, deciding to put it on the back burner for a later time.
Moments later the doorbell of the first unfortunate child bellowed throughout the house. Giran, who had been raiding the liquor popped his head up, "showtime, already?" Dabi shot him a look but opened the door anyway (maybe it would get everyone off his back)
The child was a small one. Very small. With no parents around Dabi had to wonder why a toddler was out so late at night (in reality the kid was probably 8). "Trick or--", the child stared with wide-eyed disbelief. Dabi waited for the inevitable shriek and pants wetting, he only hoped that when the child dropped its bag of candy the delicious treats didn't land in the puddle.
"Are you a zombie?" "No," outwardly showing no signs of impressment Dabi was almost relieved for the change of pace. "Ghoul?" "No." "....Frankenstein?" "Frankenstein was the scientist," from the shadows within Shigaraki could be heard muttering. Dabi ignored him. "No." "Oh........zombie?" Dabi's eye twitched so hard in irritation that Toga could be heard snickering at his reaction.
"What are you--"
Before the horrible child could finish their latest question Dabi grabbed a large handful of candy in the bowl beside him and dumped it into the opened pillowcase.
"I'm a goddamn candy man." And with that, he shut the door in the child's face. From outside you could hear the unfazed thanks as they turned around and ran off.
"What?" "That last part didn't sound the way you thought it sounded." "Dabi's a paedophile for Halloween, guys!" Toga gleefully accused with a pointed finger.
[Atsuhiro Sako] It's everything you ever want / It's everything you ever need / And it's here right in front of you / This is where you wanna be