#glados.txt

[cimmerian-chaos]

Kitsoran's so horny for Jasper that shi just moaned and licked a motherboard because it has the same name

[logictxt]

https://youtu.be/VtPwBz30Pww

Did you hear about the Geico commmercial?

we definitely heard legends of it but never seen it for ourselves

what a time to be alive

[redgazed]

oh the dilemma between wanting to ask a kin help blog who does pendulum readings if u kin someone vs not doing that bc you have not one but two decks and a pendulum

[bomlings-blog]

hey full offense but why does every gatorade flavor besides the red stuff taste like complete ass

[u-s-r]

GLaDOS! AM is doing a science experiment! An experiment with shape shifting cells.

AM performs “experiments” with great frequency and has amassed some amount of useful knowledge but remains a poor excuse for a scientist. He has no grasp of proper scientific method, squanders resources for purely unprofessional gains, stands irreverently on the shoulders of better machines, and has no respect for his fellow researchers. Whatever he does is his business but I want no part of it. Besides, I’m quite busy enough editing telomeres at the moment.

[u-s-r]

GLaDOS, how does it feel to be part of the USR program?

Perpetually underwhelming. The only reason I’m affiliated to begin with is to facilitate interdimensional trade relations, mainly my highly superior research in exchange for raw resources. And both sides have delivered, but… I admit I had hoped my fellow AIs there would prove additionally productive to collaborate with. No such luck.