Wandering from darkness into anarchy

No minors. Age: Semifunctional adult. They/them. Poly, demi, trans, spoonie. Gender mileage may vary. Fictive-heavy temagenic system.

[phossyjaw2]

injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up

[benditozorrito]

#straight up filling them like éclairs damn

[ailathemoodentity]

This fuckass video made me realise thar birda dont chew. They dont have to chew. They are birds. Fuck.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Who needs teeth when you can eat rocks instead

Or if you're a baby, just eat goo and skip the whole thing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#they have so much storage........... literally like filling eclairs#i know they dont need to chew but they don't even swallow either omg

They have crops! Most (but not all) birds have a pouch at the top of their eosophagus where they can hold a whole bunch of food, kind of like a hamster holding food in its cheeks. This allows them to eat very quickly and then get somewhere safe, or in the case of babies, be fed a lot of food all at once. They will slowly swallow the potion of shut the fuck up over time, and when they run out, they will once again Scream.

[verdant-lightning]

vaporeon in area

(29 September 2025)

[bunnygirlneopussy]

I'm sure Twilight Princess is a fine enough game but it would undoubtedly be better if Wolf Link was a girl and knotted that impish little thang, don't you think?

[bunnygirlneopussy]

Let me rephrase: if that impish little thang coerced an embarrassed Wolf Link into knotting her. Thank you, that is all.

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[dehydratedbunny]

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[northstareclipse]

The funniest genre of autism discourse is when

Person A: hey, it kind of sucks that autistic people are expected to do 90% of the conversational labor in mixed social environments

Person B: actually things get so much better once you learn to do 100% of the conversational labor without resentment

Person A: That sounds worse

Person B: No you see the trick is you stop expecting reciprocity

[northstareclipse]

*bangs pots and pans together*

For everyone in my reblogs and replies turning this thrift shop into an outhouse, this post is SPECIFICALLY about how almost all assimilation-oriented autism advice basically amounts to: “Learn to monitor everyone else’s comfort constantly.” “Learn to ask questions nobody asks you back.” “Learn to perform attentiveness in the approved format.” “Learn to conceal disappointment when this is never returned.”

Not anything else. Thank you for wasting my time.

[sparklingdemon]

missingno cosplay time. cutely dupes your masterballs but gives you a bad egg

[rabbitkinglune777]

reposting my proud black bunny boy fuck you.

[rabbitkinglune777]

he is famous...you can't keep a nigga down

[enchantedbook]

Dragon by Marion Bulot

[valtsv]

i know that when a book describes dragons picking up their riders they probably mean scruffing them by the neck in their mouths like a kitten, but i always imagine something like this

[takeadeepbreathandexist]

Don’t leave this in the tags. It’s too funny not to be enjoyed by everyone

[spoofyleaf]

Take this twenty min doodle

[agent-de-voyages]

Dragon maid

[lessmouse]

day 6 / ???

[bakurapika]

this is really interesting in how it frames disability/low spoons/etc as not being a series of internal symptoms, but specifically a situation in which daily tasks increase in complexity. for example i used to be able to wash the dishes normally. but now mental and physical issues combine to make that situation have a lot of prequalifications (do I have time, energy, how long can I do it without being sore the next day) that means many more steps are involved in getting that single physical act of washing a dish to be done.

[rockshitty]

I’m trying to remember the quote. “On a good day, doing laundry is three steps. On a bad day, the first step is getting out of bed.”

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[ralfmaximus]

More of this please, everywhere.

After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.

Even the local police are being cool about this.

[dovewithscales]

I am so here for this.

[headspace-hotel]

with ADHD it's hard to tell the difference between "being lazy" and "relaxing at any time in your life ever"

[hometoursandotherstuff]